With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it
distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

"ImStillMags" > wrote in message
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> With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
> and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it
> distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
>
> So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
>
> Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
> Good grief, look how smart I am!
>
> Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

And from where people like you speak!

ImStillMags wrote:
>
>With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
>and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it
>distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
>
>So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
>
>Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
>Good grief, look how smart I am!
>
>Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

Smart Ass... you rang?

I bet you got iMENSA bosoms too...
perhaps I can conversate with them.

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>,
ImStillMags > wrote:

> With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
> and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it
> distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
>
> So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
>
> Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
> Good grief, look how smart I am!
>
> Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

I like that philosophy... <lol>
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