"ImStillMags" > wrote in message
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> With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information
> and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it
> distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
>
> So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
>
> Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
> Good grief, look how smart I am!
>
> Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

And from where people like you speak!