(Sexes removed so no misunderstanding can occur, but I'm sure someone
will find something offensive in this...this is rfc :-) )

A spousal unit is cooking eggs when its companion spousal unit walks
into the house, comes into the kitchen and starts shouting:

"Careful. Careful! MORE BUTTER! TURN THEM OVER! TURN THEM OVER!
Butter...MORE BUTTER! Don't you see they're going to burn? BE CAREFUL!
TURN THEM OVER! HURRY! TURN THEM OVER NOW! NOW! Careful! TOO MUCH
BUTTER! IT'S GOING TO SPRAY! CAREFUL, you're going to burn tourself!
HEY! HEY! TOO MUCH BUTTER! NOT ENOUGH SALT! IT NEEDS MORE SALT!"

The spousal unit, completely exasperated, finally shouts: "What's the
matter with you? Why are you shouting at me like that?"

The companion spousal unit turns around and says very calmly while
leaving the kitchen: "Nothing. I just wanted to show you what it's
like when you're sitting next to me in the car..."

--

German to Picasso in front of Guernica: Did you do this?
Picasso to German in front of Guernica: No, it was you.