DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all
American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort..
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are
in the position of posing as a national threat






Men making the extra effort to prove they aren't muslims.

It's OT, but it's a great idear


"Norman Paperman" > wrote in message
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> DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
>
> Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
> for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all
> American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
> help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort..
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
> their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
> its
> okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
> American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> 6-pack
> at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
> American
> government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
> your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
> God bless America !
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
> least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
> are
> in the position of posing as a national threat
>
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> Men making the extra effort to prove they aren't muslims.
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"Cook's" > wrote in message
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> It's OT, but it's a great idear
>

It's also years and years old.


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> "Norman Paperman" > wrote in message
> ...
>> DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
>>
>> Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
>> for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
>> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all
>> American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
>> help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>> effort..
>> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>> their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
>> its
>> okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for
>> all
>> American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
>> 6-pack
>> at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
>> American
>> government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
>> your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
>> God bless America !
>> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
>> least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
>> are
>> in the position of posing as a national threat
>>
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>> Men making the extra effort to prove they aren't muslims.
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"Norman Paperman" > wrote in message
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> American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
> help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort..

Sorry, but I'm going to decline. I don't want to visualize some of my
neighbors strutting around naked. It would look like an explosion at the
cottage cheese factory. I'd rather gouge my eyes with a rusty nail.

The hot one in the back moved out last year. She was a treat.

On Jul 7, 4:23*pm, "Norman Paperman" > wrote:
> DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
>
> Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
> for a Muslim male to see any *woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does.

Heck, I think most men would commit suicide if they saw me naked.

Decline.

Cindy Hamilton

"Cindy Hamilton" > wrote in message
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On Jul 7, 4:23 pm, "Norman Paperman" > wrote:
> DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
>
> Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
> for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does.

>Heck, I think most men would commit suicide if they saw me naked.


How much to go to Sheldon's house?

On Jul 8, 1:43*pm, "cybercat" > wrote:
> "Cindy Hamilton" > wrote in message
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> ...
> On Jul 7, 4:23 pm, "Norman Paperman" > wrote:
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> > DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
>
> > Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
> > for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> > commit suicide if he does.
> >Heck, I think most men would commit suicide if they saw me naked.
>
> How much to go to Sheldon's house?

<snork>

Cindy