It's OT, but it's a great idear


"Norman Paperman" > wrote in message
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> DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!
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> Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin
> for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
> commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all
> American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
> help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort..
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
> their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
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> okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all
> American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
> 6-pack
> at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The
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> government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
> your participation in this anti-terrorist activity..
> God bless America !
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at
> least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
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> in the position of posing as a national threat
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