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Subject: Raisin Bread

** A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short

skirts and thong panties.

** One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at
the

loaves of bread behind the counter.

** Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he
has a

brilliant idea.

** "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

** The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf.

** The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.

** When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two

loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."

** As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male
customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin
bread.

** After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

** Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
standing below.

** Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly
man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"

** "No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."




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