Raisin bread
Subject: Raisin Bread
** A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short
skirts and thong panties.
** One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at
the
loaves of bread behind the counter.
** Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he
has a
brilliant idea.
** "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
** The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf.
** The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.
** When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two
loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."
** As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male
customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin
bread.
** After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
** Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
standing below.
** Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly
man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"
** "No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."
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