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A Kiwi walks into a restaurant, orders the special of the day, eats the food
and gets up and shoots the waitress dead.

The Hostess runs over to the Kiwi and says, "What did you do that for?"

The Kiwi then says,"Look up 'Kiwi' in the dictionary,
and you will see..."

And with that, the Kiwi walked out of the restaurant.

The hostess then rushes to a dictionary, looks up 'Kiwi ' and reads..."Kiwi,
n., flightless bird, eats shoots and leaves."

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