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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
Andy wrote:
> Split an English muffin really lopsided? > > You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind they're > fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle 1/3 sooner or so > than the other? > > Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! > > What do you do? > > Andy > A current event.  Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your receipt, didn't you? |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
Andy said...
> Andy wrote: >> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >> >> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >> >> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >> >> What do you do? >> >> Andy >> A current event. > > Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a > non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your > receipt, didn't you? Heh heh heh heh heh! Andy |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
"Andy" <q> wrote in message ... > Andy said... > >> Andy wrote: >>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>> >>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>> >>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>> >>> What do you do? >>> >>> Andy >>> A current event. >> >> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >> receipt, didn't you? > > > Heh heh heh heh heh! > > Andy God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother ****er away and try again. Shit! > |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
Mike said...
> > "Andy" <q> wrote in message ... >> Andy said... >> >>> Andy wrote: >>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>>> >>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>>> >>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>>> >>>> What do you do? >>>> >>>> Andy >>>> A current event. >>> >>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >>> receipt, didn't you? >> >> >> Heh heh heh heh heh! >> >> Andy > > God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother > ****er away and try again. > Shit! Sorry you lack a sense of humor. |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
> > "Andy" <q> wrote in message ... >> Andy said... >> >>> Andy wrote: >>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>>> >>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>>> >>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>>> >>>> What do you do? >>>> >>>> Andy >>>> A current event. >>> >>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >>> receipt, didn't you? >> >> >> Heh heh heh heh heh! >> >> Andy > > God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother > ****er away and try again. > Shit! Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-) -- Wayne Boatwright ******************************************* Date: Monday, 09(IX)/22(XXII)/08(MMVIII) ******************************************* Countdown till Veteran's Day 7wks 2hrs 25mins ******************************************* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
In article 0>,
Wayne Boatwright > wrote: > On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us... > > God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother > > ****er away and try again. > > Shit! > > Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor > anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-) Broken toasted English muffin pieces go well swirled in a soup just before serving. I generally don't think that far ahead though. leo |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message 5.250... > On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us... > >> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ... >>> Andy said... >>> >>>> Andy wrote: >>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>>>> >>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>>>> >>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>>>> >>>>> What do you do? >>>>> >>>>> Andy >>>>> A current event. >>>> >>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >>>> receipt, didn't you? >>> >>> >>> Heh heh heh heh heh! >>> >>> Andy >> >> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother >> ****er away and try again. >> Shit! > > Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor > anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-) > Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is "special". -sw |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...
> > "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message > 5.250... >> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us... >> >>> >>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ... >>>> Andy said... >>>> >>>>> Andy wrote: >>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>>>>> >>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind >>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>>>>> >>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>>>>> >>>>>> What do you do? >>>>>> >>>>>> Andy >>>>>> A current event. >>>>> >>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >>>>> receipt, didn't you? >>>> >>>> >>>> Heh heh heh heh heh! >>>> >>>> Andy >>> >>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother >>> ****er away and try again. >>> Shit! >> >> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor >> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-) >> > Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is "special". > > -sw > > As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that. -- Wayne Boatwright ******************************************* Date: Tuesday, 09(IX)/23(XXIII)/08(MMVIII) ******************************************* Countdown till Veteran's Day 6wks 6dys 6hrs 54mins ******************************************* The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus. |
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Split an English muffin really lopsided?
"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message 5.247... > On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us... > >> >> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message >> 5.250... >>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us... >>> >>>> >>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ... >>>>> Andy said... >>>>> >>>>>> Andy wrote: >>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never > mind >>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle >>>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What do you do? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Andy >>>>>>> A current event. >>>>>> >>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a >>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your >>>>>> receipt, didn't you? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh! >>>>> >>>>> Andy >>>> >>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother >>>> ****er away and try again. >>>> Shit! >>> >>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about > nor >>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-) >>> >> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is > "special". >> >> -sw >> >> > > As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that. > > -- > Wayne Boatwright A shame really. Every child should not be mainstreamed. Certainly not the ones who wear helmets regardless. -sw |
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