On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:11:09 -0700, "The Ranger"
> wrote:

>There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting
>into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't
>even a blip on the horizon... I was in a great mood, too,
>thinking about where I was going to hit lunch after my
>purchase... When...
>
>Three cars quick-stop. Not me; I rear-end the car in front of
>me hard enough to push him into the next crinkling his
>aluminum-and-fiberglass Minicooper.
>
>So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
>out of the car -- and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed
>and life-stuff seems to get funny?
>
>Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks
>over his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was
>already out, he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>
>So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
>
>... And that's when the fight started.
>
>ObFood: Knuckle sandwich
>
>The Ranger
>

I found your story very cute and you wrote it so well. Thinking on
your feet! Just made me giggle.

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