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OT Four Cats
>>> The Four Cats !
>>> >>> Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. >>> >>> The first man was an Engineer, >>> >>> the second man was an Accountant, >>> >>> the third man was a Chemist----and >>> >>> the fourth man was a Government Employee. >>> >>> To show off, the Engineer called his cat, >>> >>> "T-square, do your stuff." >>> >>> T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and >>> promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. >>> Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. >>> But the Accountant said his cat could do better. >>> >>> He called his cat and said, >>> "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." >>> >>> Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. >>> He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.............Everyone >>> agreed that was good. >>> >>> But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and >>> said, "Measure, do your stuff." >>> >>> Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a >>> 10 >>> ounce glass from the cupboard and poured >>> exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. >>> >>> Everyone agreed that was pretty good. >>> >>> Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What >>> can >>> your cat do?" >>> The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break,do your >>> stuff." >>> >>> Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......... >>> ate the cookies......... >>> drank the milk......... >>> Crapped on the paper......... >>> >>> screwed the other three cats............ >>> >>> claimed he injured his back while doing so........ >>> >>> filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions... >>> >>> put in for Workers Compensation...............and >>> went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............. >>> >>> >>> >>> AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT....... |
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