I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love my
bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I am
a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?

Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!

Regards,
ECT

In article <TEa0h.32284$P7.7390@edtnps90>,
"Evil Canadian Troll" > wrote:

> I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
> Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
> roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love my
> bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
> from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I am
> a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?
>
> Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!
>
> Regards,
> ECT

You'll be welcome here if you are a good cook...... ;-)

Recipes please?
And you can't steal 'em!
--
Peace, Om

Remove _ to validate e-mails.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> You'll be welcome here if you are a good cook...... ;-)

Tsk, tsk. OM. You don't have to be a good cook to post here. Just
the desire, or the quest for knowledge. If everyone on here were good
cooks, this place would be pretty pretentious & boring.

On 2006-10-26, denise~* > wrote:


> cooks, this place would be pretty pretentious & boring.

No, you're looking for alt.coffee.

nb

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article <TEa0h.32284$P7.7390@edtnps90>,
> "Evil Canadian Troll" > wrote:
>
> > I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
> > Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
> > roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love my
> > bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
> > from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I am
> > a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?
> >
> > Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!
> >
> > Regards,
> > ECT
>
> You'll be welcome here if you are a good cook...... ;-)
>
> Recipes please?
> And you can't steal 'em!
> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:29:07 GMT, "Evil Canadian Troll"
> wrote:

>I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
>Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
>roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love my
>bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
>from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I am
>a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?
>
>Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!
>
>Regards,
>ECT

Hi ~patches~!

"Damsel in dis Dress" > wrote in message
news
> On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:29:07 GMT, "Evil Canadian Troll"
> > wrote:
>
>>I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
>>Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
>>roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love
>>my
>>bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
>>from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I
>>am
>>a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?
>>
>>Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!
>>
>>Regards,
>>ECT
>
> Hi ~patches~!


I am so so sooooo sorry to disappoint you, but I am not patches. -L. can
vouch for me. I don't like posting my personal info on ng's, but if you
want to know my real name as proof that I am not this Patches person, email
me at

I swear to God, I am not Patches.

ECT

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Hi ~patches~!

No, she's not patches. She just has a goofy sense of humor.
-L.

On 26 Oct 2006 17:24:25 -0700, "-L." > wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> Hi ~patches~!
>
>No, she's not patches. She just has a goofy sense of humor.

Thanks, -L. I was waiting for your feedback before saying anything
else. She does do a good imitation, though, doesn't she?

Welcome, ECT! I think. I hope. Hehehe!

Damsel in dis Dress wrote on 26 Oct 2006 in rec.food.cooking

> On 26 Oct 2006 17:24:25 -0700, "-L." > wrote:
>
> >Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> >> Hi ~patches~!
> >
> >No, she's not patches. She just has a goofy sense of humor.
>
> Thanks, -L. I was waiting for your feedback before saying anything
> else. She does do a good imitation, though, doesn't she?
>
> Welcome, ECT! I think. I hope. Hehehe!
>

Pre-plonked...to save time.

Evil Canadian Troll wrote:

> I am the Evil Canadian Troll who lives under the bridge. I sold the Ivory
> Tower, and got some good $$ for it, as our housing market is through the
> roof. I love to cook, and eat, of course. I love my family, and I love
> my
> bestest friend in the whole world, -L. I kind of like this group, aside
> from a few, well, ECT haters. But don't hate, me, I'm really not evil, I
> am
> a good troll. So don't be a hater, 'kay?
>
> Peace and love to you all, even you troll haters out there!
>
> Regards,
> ECT

You cannot be a troll. You do not have UTB in you headers.

Nice meeting you. Can you tell me anything about how to cook? I must learn
immediately.

Ta!
-feverish

Recipe for Evil Canadian Trolls who live Under the Bridge!

1) One medium sized Evil Canadian Troll (Under the Bridge variety).
They're easy to find because they have IQs of room temperature range!

2) Gut and clean the varmint carefully - they're usually full of crap!

3) Stuff cavity with herbs and onion, to offset obnoxious gamey taste.
Make certain to bind the Troll's hands, and put an apple in it's mouth
so they cannot type on a keyboard, or speak!

4) Put your dog's favorite marinade on the Troll!

5) Wrap the Troll in burlap and tie to secure. Wrap in foil

6) While you are preparing the Troll for cooking, have a friend dig a
hole about 4 feet deep and 6 feet long.

7) Start a charcoal fire in the bottom of the hole. When the coals
come to the proper readiness, toss the prepared Troll into the pit.

8) Stack a dutch oven with beans on top of the Troll. Cover the Troll
and the bean pot with a few branches, and fill hole with dirt.

9) Cook the troll and the beans in the hole for 36 hours.

10) Dig out the Troll and the beans. Grind up the Troll for dog food.

11) Make cornbread to go with the beans.

12) The beans and the cornbread will make you a lovely supper. . .And
your dog "may" appreciate the Troll!

wrote:

> Recipe for Evil Canadian Trolls who live Under the Bridge!
>
> 1) One medium sized Evil Canadian Troll (Under the Bridge variety).
> They're easy to find because they have IQs of room temperature range!
>
> 2) Gut and clean the varmint carefully - they're usually full of crap!
>
> 3) Stuff cavity with herbs and onion, to offset obnoxious gamey taste.
> Make certain to bind the Troll's hands, and put an apple in it's mouth
> so they cannot type on a keyboard, or speak!
>
> 4) Put your dog's favorite marinade on the Troll!
>
> 5) Wrap the Troll in burlap and tie to secure. Wrap in foil
>
> 6) While you are preparing the Troll for cooking, have a friend dig a
> hole about 4 feet deep and 6 feet long.
>
> 7) Start a charcoal fire in the bottom of the hole. When the coals
> come to the proper readiness, toss the prepared Troll into the pit.
>
> 8) Stack a dutch oven with beans on top of the Troll. Cover the Troll
> and the bean pot with a few branches, and fill hole with dirt.
>
> 9) Cook the troll and the beans in the hole for 36 hours.
>
> 10) Dig out the Troll and the beans. Grind up the Troll for dog food.
>
> 11) Make cornbread to go with the beans.
>
> 12) The beans and the cornbread will make you a lovely supper. . .And
> your dog "may" appreciate the Troll!

Myrl!!!
All UTB'ers aren't bad people.. honest!!
Some actually come in peace, seeking knowledge and information.
(although I cannot speak for the Cannuk torll here -however you spell
Cannuk)
Yet, I may have to borrow this recipe some day.. haha!!! My bf is UTB too.

Peace!
-feverish

feverish wrote:
> Myrl!!!
> All UTB'ers aren't bad people.. honest!!
> Some actually come in peace, seeking knowledge and information.
> (although I cannot speak for the Cannuk torll here -however you spell
> Cannuk)
> Yet, I may have to borrow this recipe some day.. haha!!! My bf is UTB too.
>
> Peace!
> -feverish

I know Trolls aren't all bad people Feverish. . .But, if you keep the
recipe, it may come in handy one day! Boyfriends can often be such a
"transitory" thing;-)

Continued good luck - however!

wrote:

>
> feverish wrote:
>> Myrl!!!
>> All UTB'ers aren't bad people.. honest!!
>> Some actually come in peace, seeking knowledge and information.
>> (although I cannot speak for the Cannuk torll here -however you spell
>> Cannuk)
>> Yet, I may have to borrow this recipe some day.. haha!!! My bf is UTB
>> too.
>>
>> Peace!
>> -feverish
>
> I know Trolls aren't all bad people Feverish. . .But, if you keep the
> recipe, it may come in handy one day! Boyfriends can often be such a
> "transitory" thing;-)
>
> Continued good luck - however!

Bwaaah!!! Thanks Myrl. I shall definitely keep that recipe.
One never knows when it'll come in handy. < gryn >

-feverish (getting out the notepad again)

Recipe for Evil Canadian Trolls who live Under the Bridge!

1) One medium sized Evil Canadian Troll (Under the Bridge variety).
They're easy to find because they have IQs of room temperature range!

2) Gut and clean the varmint carefully - they're usually full of crap!

3) Stuff cavity with herbs and onion, to offset obnoxious gamey taste.
Make certain to bind the Troll's hands, and put an apple in it's mouth
so they cannot type on a keyboard, or speak!

4) Put your dog's favorite marinade on the Troll!

5) Wrap the Troll in burlap and tie to secure. Wrap in foil

6) While you are preparing the Troll for cooking, have a friend dig a
hole about 4 feet deep and 6 feet long.

7) Start a charcoal fire in the bottom of the hole. When the coals
come to the proper readiness, toss the prepared Troll into the pit.

8) Stack a dutch oven with beans on top of the Troll. Cover the Troll
and the bean pot with a few branches, and fill hole with dirt.

9) Cook the troll and the beans in the hole for 36 hours.

10) Dig out the Troll and the beans. Grind up the Troll for dog food.

11) Make cornbread to go with the beans.

12) The beans and the cornbread will make you a lovely supper. . .And
your dog "may" appreciate the Troll!