Recipe for Evil Canadian Trolls who live Under the Bridge!

1) One medium sized Evil Canadian Troll (Under the Bridge variety).
They're easy to find because they have IQs of room temperature range!

2) Gut and clean the varmint carefully - they're usually full of crap!

3) Stuff cavity with herbs and onion, to offset obnoxious gamey taste.
Make certain to bind the Troll's hands, and put an apple in it's mouth
so they cannot type on a keyboard, or speak!

4) Put your dog's favorite marinade on the Troll!

5) Wrap the Troll in burlap and tie to secure. Wrap in foil

6) While you are preparing the Troll for cooking, have a friend dig a
hole about 4 feet deep and 6 feet long.

7) Start a charcoal fire in the bottom of the hole. When the coals
come to the proper readiness, toss the prepared Troll into the pit.

8) Stack a dutch oven with beans on top of the Troll. Cover the Troll
and the bean pot with a few branches, and fill hole with dirt.

9) Cook the troll and the beans in the hole for 36 hours.

10) Dig out the Troll and the beans. Grind up the Troll for dog food.

11) Make cornbread to go with the beans.

12) The beans and the cornbread will make you a lovely supper. . .And
your dog "may" appreciate the Troll!