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feverish

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> Recipe for Evil Canadian Trolls who live Under the Bridge!
>
> 1) One medium sized Evil Canadian Troll (Under the Bridge variety).
> They're easy to find because they have IQs of room temperature range!
>
> 2) Gut and clean the varmint carefully - they're usually full of crap!
>
> 3) Stuff cavity with herbs and onion, to offset obnoxious gamey taste.
> Make certain to bind the Troll's hands, and put an apple in it's mouth
> so they cannot type on a keyboard, or speak!
>
> 4) Put your dog's favorite marinade on the Troll!
>
> 5) Wrap the Troll in burlap and tie to secure. Wrap in foil
>
> 6) While you are preparing the Troll for cooking, have a friend dig a
> hole about 4 feet deep and 6 feet long.
>
> 7) Start a charcoal fire in the bottom of the hole. When the coals
> come to the proper readiness, toss the prepared Troll into the pit.
>
> 8) Stack a dutch oven with beans on top of the Troll. Cover the Troll
> and the bean pot with a few branches, and fill hole with dirt.
>
> 9) Cook the troll and the beans in the hole for 36 hours.
>
> 10) Dig out the Troll and the beans. Grind up the Troll for dog food.
>
> 11) Make cornbread to go with the beans.
>
> 12) The beans and the cornbread will make you a lovely supper. . .And
> your dog "may" appreciate the Troll!

Myrl!!!
All UTB'ers aren't bad people.. honest!!
Some actually come in peace, seeking knowledge and information.
(although I cannot speak for the Cannuk torll here -however you spell
Cannuk)
Yet, I may have to borrow this recipe some day.. haha!!! My bf is UTB too.

Peace!
-feverish