=== World Health Organization statistic show: ===
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently more likely to kill you.

Not sure how this applies to those in the U.K and Oz.
Maybe it's our improper version of "The Queen's English" that's doing
it.

Have a Wonderful, prosperous, happy, and healthy New Year whereever
y'all are.

Pete Romfh, Houston, TX, USA