Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> Muffins are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like muffins, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop eating this satanic food now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>
> Muffins are EVIL, eating muffins is BLASPHEMY , only HERETICS and
> WITCHES like muffins.And HERETICS and WITCHES shall BURN !
>
> Muffins were created by SATAN in HELL'S KITCHEN with the help of the
> Antichrist in SODOM !!!


Sure if you are talking BRAN muffins. But a nice bannanna nut muffin ?
You have to be kidding.

Now Devils Food Cake - the name says it all.

And who came up with escargot ?