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Wine is evil, the DEVIL created it in HELL ! ! !
Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! |
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:
So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine? Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to wine before uttering bovine excrements. Yves "Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect > your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only > heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches > shall BURN ! |
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:
So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine? Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to wine before uttering bovine excrements. Yves "Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect > your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only > heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches > shall BURN ! |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect > your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only > heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches > shall BURN ! Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion  I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating that he is correct... Chris |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect > your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only > heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches > shall BURN ! Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating that he is correct... Chris |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" > schrieb im Newsbeitrag m... > ...only heretics and witches like wine... That's absolutly not true! I also like wine. Greetings Matias |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" > schrieb im Newsbeitrag m... > ...only heretics and witches like wine... That's absolutly not true! I also like wine. Greetings Matias |
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>Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you expect me to listen to whatc you are saying, you'll have to stop sounding so much like my wife....... |
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On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:46:48 GMT, "wayne @ Left Coast"
> wrote: >On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc >Olsen) wrote: > >>Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save >>your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can >>prevent Armageddon. >> > >Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ... > Surely a truly wine soaked individual won't burn all that well, whereas someone like me who as well as wine likes cask strength whisky is much more likely to be fire-lighter material! As for my sole, I'd hope it would be lightly poached in a good court-bouillon and served with something appropriate. James James Dempster (remove nospam to reply by email) You know you've had a good night when you wake up and someone's outlining you in chalk. |
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I've always thought the same thing, but then I always go back to Timothy
5:23... No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for the sake of your stomach and your frequent ailments. |
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"wayne @ Left Coast" > wrote in message >. ..
> On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc > Olsen) wrote: > > >Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect > >your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > Hah! Far too late since my job did that years ago ... > > > > >If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned > >for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > >for all eternity. > > > > Tell 'em not to add any salt since my language has too much sodium > already. > > >So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. > > I have stopped drinking it for now ... to save enough for dinner > tonight. > > > > >Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > >your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > >prevent Armageddon. > > > > Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ... Personally, I prefer my souls medium-rare! > > >Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only > >heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches > >shall BURN ! > > Frankly, I'd kinda like to hear which wines heretics and witches > prefer ... can't get enough au vin information, y'know ... Witches prefer pumpkin wine :-) > > > - wayne > > (Slash the budget if responding by email) Dan-O |
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In message >, Hunt > writes
>In article > , says... >> >>Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect >>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. >Hans-Marc, >3. Just who's turn was it to make sure that Hans-Marc stayed on his >medications? In another newsgroup he announced that cycling is a sin. -- congokid Good restaurants in London? Number one on Google http://congokid.com |
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In message >, Hunt > writes
>In article > , says... >> >>Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect >>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. >Hans-Marc, >3. Just who's turn was it to make sure that Hans-Marc stayed on his >medications? In another newsgroup he announced that cycling is a sin. -- congokid Good restaurants in London? Number one on Google http://congokid.com |
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Uranium Committee wrote:
>> And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > What kind of wood is to be used? Oak, obviously -- Vilco Think Pink , Drink Rose' |
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Uranium Committee wrote:
>> And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > What kind of wood is to be used? Oak, obviously -- Vilco Think Pink , Drink Rose' |
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wrote:
> On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc > Olsen) wrote: > >>Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect >>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > Yeah yeah...you said the same thing about rock and roll, the blues and > sex. So far, it only seems to be happening in the red states. Can you > explain that?  > > Jeg vil kneppe sokkerne af dig, og du vil elske det, Hans-Marc Olsen, > men du kan ikke forstaar. > > Jens > Hey Jens, Not sure about the "red" states, but I saw the same messages in rec.birds, proclaiming that birds are evil. This bozo troll has probably posted similar messages in many other newsgroups. Skol, Dick R. |
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wrote:
> On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc > Olsen) wrote: > >>Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect >>your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > Yeah yeah...you said the same thing about rock and roll, the blues and > sex. So far, it only seems to be happening in the red states. Can you > explain that? > > Jeg vil kneppe sokkerne af dig, og du vil elske det, Hans-Marc Olsen, > men du kan ikke forstaar. > > Jens > Hey Jens, Not sure about the "red" states, but I saw the same messages in rec.birds, proclaiming that birds are evil. This bozo troll has probably posted similar messages in many other newsgroups. Skol, Dick R. |
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"Dick R." wrote..............
> Not sure about the "red" states, but I saw the same messages in > rec.birds, proclaiming that birds are evil. And the two most evil birds? The Ruby Breasted Bed Wrecker, and The Black Breasted Mattress Thrasher!!! ;-))) (As related to me by an American Ornithologist about 20 years ago: I have been waiting ever since to use...) -- st.helier |
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st.helier wrote:
> "Dick R." wrote.............. > > Not sure about the "red" states, but I saw the same messages in > >>rec.birds, proclaiming that birds are evil. > > And the two most evil birds? > > The Ruby Breasted Bed Wrecker, and > The Black Breasted Mattress Thrasher!!! > > ;-))) > > (As related to me by an American Ornithologist about 20 years ago: I have > been waiting ever since to use...) > > st.helier > And let's not forget: Emerald Throated Dowager Extra Maritial Lark Great American Regret Rosy Breasted Pushover Ruffled Spouse .... and a whole bunch more that I won't mention in polite company. :-) Dick R. |
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