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Old 19-06-2010, 11:48 PM posted to rec.food.cooking,alt.marketing.online.ebay,aus.tv,rec.food.baking
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"Peter Lucas" wrote in message
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What's the best part of ****ing a three year old girl?
Hearing her pelvis crack!

:-)))))))))

What's the best part of ****ing a FOUR year old girl??
Rolling her over and pretending she's a four year old boy!!

:-))))))))))))))))))

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Realize this is not Lucas posting...

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On Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:48:44 -0400, "Chris S."
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Realize this is not Lucas posting...

Yea but I bet he has a cracked pelvis.

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Chris SL
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PeterD:
Realize this is not Lucas posting...


Nor is it a google group.

I suggest reporting it here -
(715) 372-4285


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Sqwertz wrote:
... you gave a US phone number to
call about a French IP address is beyond me...


There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.


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On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:56:32 -0700, wrote:

Sqwertz wrote:
... you gave a US phone number to
call about a French IP address is beyond me...


There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.


Yeah - stupid comebacks like this - I just don't get it. At least I have
the balls to accept and admit when I'm wrong.

Wait a sec... did I see "cartography" in your email address? Hmmm...
France... Iron Bay, Wisconsin... They're practically neighbors! snork
Don't quit your night job.

-sw


.....and what part of "you can have an IP anywhere" don't you understand?

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Sqwertz wrote:
I just don't get it...


You've pretty much proven that.


Lumpy

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Sqwertz wrote:

On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 10:38:46 -0600, Kris Baker wrote:



"Sqwertz" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:56:32 -0700, wrote:



Sqwertz wrote:


... you gave a US phone number to
call about a French IP address is beyond me...


There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.


Yeah - stupid comebacks like this - I just don't get it. At least I have
the balls to accept and admit when I'm wrong.

Wait a sec... did I see "cartography" in your email address? Hmmm...
France... Iron Bay, Wisconsin... They're practically neighbors! snork
Don't quit your night job.


....and what part of "you can have an IP anywhere" don't you understand?



What part of that IP says Iron Bay, Wisconsin?

What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?

-sw


The comedy channel.
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Sqwertz wrote:
What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?


clamz:
The comedy channel.


It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
They don't like humor over there.


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"Lumpy" wrote in message
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Sqwertz wrote:
What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?


clamz:
The comedy channel.


It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
They don't like humor over there.

Lumpy


Bravo.






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Kris Baker wrote:


"Lumpy" wrote in message
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Sqwertz wrote:

What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?



clamz:

The comedy channel.



It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
They don't like humor over there.



They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:56:10 -0700, Lumpy wrote:

Sqwertz wrote:
What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?


clamz:
The comedy channel.


It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
They don't like humor over there.


Heh. Next time maybe you should wave a sign to that effect.

Isn't it kinda ironic that when visiting other groups people think
they're reputation follows them?


they're [sic]

What does "...people think they are reputation follows them?" mean?

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clams_casino wrote:

They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.


I don't like Sarah Lee.


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Sqwertz wrote:
Next time maybe you should wave a sign to that effect.


Gets waved daily. Keep up.

Wanna buy a watch?


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clams_casino wrote:

They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.


I don't like Sarah Lee.




But her sister is really, really hot.


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