On Mon, 6 Sep 2010 05:27:36 -0700 (PDT), Picasso
> wrote:

>On Sep 5, 7:55*pm, Peter Lucas > wrote:
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>> --
>> Peter Lucas
>> Brisbane
>> Australia
>>
>> ''The poodle is a weapon. Just like my Phallus. Let there be no
>> mistake about that. It is a tool of mine, and thus dependent
>> completely upon Viagra. It is equally useful in securing TWINK meat
>> for my consumption, destroying young anuses on the Strip. In fact, it
>> is the only means of resisting anything female, since a stunted
>> phallus simply cannot be taken seriously.''— Sonny Bono, The Art of
>> the Fondue
>
>thats not even that funny... i mean i may have cracked a bit of a
>smile... and no i am not offended by racial jokes... but that one man
>is just bad... did you make that up or did someone tell that to you
>last night when you were using the torch you stole from your father to
>get high.


The torch he may of stollen, but the white sheet and dunce cap he was
wearing were his own.