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Chris S. 19-06-2010 11:48 PM

TGIF funny
 
This one goes off to


"Peter Lucas" > wrote in message
...
> What's the best part of ****ing a three year old girl?
> Hearing her pelvis crack!
>
> :-)))))))))
>
> What's the best part of ****ing a FOUR year old girl??
> Rolling her over and pretending she's a four year old boy!!
>
> :-))))))))))))))))))
>
> _________
> Peter Lucas
> in Brisbane
> Australia



PeterD 20-06-2010 12:44 AM

TGIF funny
 
On Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:48:44 -0400, "Chris S."
> wrote:

>This one goes off to
>
>


Realize this is not Lucas posting...


BrotherBart 20-06-2010 01:52 AM

TGIF funny
 
PeterD wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:48:44 -0400, "Chris S."
> > wrote:
>
>> This one goes off to
>>
>>

>
> Realize this is not Lucas posting...
>

Yea but I bet he has a cracked pelvis.


Lumpy 20-06-2010 03:26 AM

TGIF funny
 
Chris SL
> > This one goes off to


PeterD:
> Realize this is not Lucas posting...


Nor is it a google group.

I suggest reporting it here -
(715) 372-4285


Lumpy

You were the Ken-L-Ration St Bernard?
Yes. My dog's bigger.
www.LumpyMusic.com






Lumpy 20-06-2010 09:56 AM

TGIF funny
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> ... you gave a US phone number to
> call about a French IP address is beyond me...


There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.


Lumpy

How come you didn't star on Star Trek?
Because Clint Howard beat me for the part of Balok.

www.LumpyMusic.com




Kris Baker[_3_] 20-06-2010 05:38 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:56:32 -0700, > wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> ... you gave a US phone number to
>>> call about a French IP address is beyond me...

>>
>> There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.

>
> Yeah - stupid comebacks like this - I just don't get it. At least I have
> the balls to accept and admit when I'm wrong.
>
> Wait a sec... did I see "cartography" in your email address? Hmmm...
> France... Iron Bay, Wisconsin... They're practically neighbors! <snork>
> Don't quit your night job.
>
> -sw


.....and what part of "you can have an IP anywhere" don't you understand?


Lumpy 20-06-2010 08:35 PM

TGIF funny
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> I just don't get it...


You've pretty much proven that.


Lumpy

How come you didn't star on Star Trek?
Because Clint Howard beat me for the part of Balok.

www.LumpyMusic.com




clams_casino[_2_] 22-06-2010 11:16 AM

TGIF funny
 
Sqwertz wrote:

>On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 10:38:46 -0600, Kris Baker wrote:
>
>
>
>>"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
>>
>>
>>>On Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:56:32 -0700, > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>... you gave a US phone number to
>>>>>call about a French IP address is beyond me...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>There appears to be a lot that is beyond you.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Yeah - stupid comebacks like this - I just don't get it. At least I have
>>>the balls to accept and admit when I'm wrong.
>>>
>>>Wait a sec... did I see "cartography" in your email address? Hmmm...
>>>France... Iron Bay, Wisconsin... They're practically neighbors! <snork>
>>>Don't quit your night job.
>>>
>>>

>>....and what part of "you can have an IP anywhere" don't you understand?
>>
>>

>
>What part of that IP says Iron Bay, Wisconsin?
>
>What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?
>
>-sw
>
>

The comedy channel.

Lumpy 22-06-2010 02:56 PM

TGIF funny
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> > What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?


clamz:
> The comedy channel.


It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
They don't like humor over there.


Lumpy

You were the Tidy Bowl Guy?
Yes. I'm cleaning your bathroom bowl.
www.LumpyMusic.com




Kris Baker[_3_] 22-06-2010 03:44 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Lumpy" > wrote in message
...
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> > What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?

>
> clamz:
>> The comedy channel.

>
> It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
> They don't like humor over there.
>
> Lumpy


Bravo.





clams_casino[_2_] 22-06-2010 03:56 PM

TGIF funny
 
Kris Baker wrote:

>
> "Lumpy" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> > What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?

>>
>>
>> clamz:
>>
>>> The comedy channel.

>>
>>
>> It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
>> They don't like humor over there.
>>



They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.

Kris Baker[_3_] 22-06-2010 05:11 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:56:10 -0700, Lumpy wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> What group are you dolts posting from, anyway?

>>
>> clamz:
>>> The comedy channel.

>>
>> It was cross posted to the clueless channel.
>> They don't like humor over there.

>
> Heh. Next time maybe you should wave a sign to that effect.
>
> Isn't it kinda ironic that when visiting other groups people think
> they're reputation follows them?


they're [sic]

What does "...people think they are reputation follows them?" mean?


Lumpy 22-06-2010 05:50 PM

TGIF funny
 
clams_casino wrote:

> They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.


I don't like Sarah Lee.


Lumpy

How come you didn't star on Star Trek?
Because Clint Howard beat me for the part of Balok.

www.LumpyMusic.com




Lumpy 22-06-2010 05:53 PM

TGIF funny
 
Sqwertz wrote:
> Next time maybe you should wave a sign to that effect.


Gets waved daily. Keep up.

Wanna buy a watch?


Lumpy

Can you play country music?
Sure. Which country would you like?

www.LumpyMusic.com




PeterD 22-06-2010 08:02 PM

TGIF funny
 
On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:50:06 -0700, "Lumpy"
> wrote:

>clams_casino wrote:
>
>> They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.

>
>I don't like Sarah Lee.
>
>
>


But her sister is really, really hot.

Kris Baker[_3_] 22-06-2010 08:24 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Lumpy" > wrote in message
...
> clams_casino wrote:
>
>> They may not like humor, but everyone likes to cha cha cha.

>
> I don't like Sarah Lee.


I don't like Pinky Lee.

(fooled ya)
Kris


Kris Baker[_3_] 26-06-2010 08:21 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:11:17 -0600, Kris Baker wrote:
>
>
>> What does "...people think they are reputation follows them?" mean?

>
> And I drew a spelling flame on "they're/their" no less!
>
> This is getting so easy I can do it no-handed!
>
> I know what the contraction stands for. That's why I used it.
> And you had the pompousness to even spell it out for me. Never
> had *that* happen.
>
> Starting bids on my new kook. No reserve.
>
> -sw


You should thank me, "author".


Kris Baker[_3_] 26-06-2010 08:22 PM

TGIF funny
 

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:53:06 -0700, Lumpy wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Next time maybe you should wave a sign to that effect.

>>
>> Gets waved daily. Keep up.
>>
>> Wanna buy a watch?

>
> eBay nerds. Figures. Each profession has it's own brand of
> humor. Even eBay. What a bunch of lusers. Heh.
>
> -=sw


Was that apostrophe on the screen, when you started writing -
so you just randomly typed around it?


Kris Baker[_3_] 27-06-2010 07:13 PM

TGIF funny
 
"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
>
> And he doe's it again! You dont learn too well, do you? At least
> Lumps had the sense to bow out by now.
>
> -sw


You don't understand; everytime you reply with a "mistake", you
are playing our game.

We just won.

bye' now, "she".

Kris



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