Subject: Water & Wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year
we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Without muddying this up with all sorts of historical support, let me
just say:

"SPOT ON, Paul!! Pass the jug..."
--
Cyfarch Gwinllan Cwm Deri!

Casey



"Paul E. Lehmann" > wrote in message
. ..
> Subject: Water & Wine
>
> In a number of carefully controlled trials,
> scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
> liter of water each day, at the end of the year
> we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
> Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
> Poop.
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
> wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
> alcohol has to go through a purification process
> of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
> stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information: I'm doing it as a public service.
>