New Line of Notmilk Vitamins and Supplements

We are introducing a new line of vitamins and
supplements which are designed to make us fabulously
wealthy and will really do no harm to your body,
but the process of taking them will make you feel
good and there might even be a placebo affect.

Even though we are fully aware that these supplements do
not work and that the good health we will be pretending
to sell to you can be obtained by eating fresh fruits and
vegetables, your mistaken beliefs are what we are relying
upon to sell our products.

Thanks to poorly designed and biased scientific studies
financed by industries with financial conflicts of interest,
newspapers and television have delivered a false message to
the American psyche. That is why you believe that our
processed substances will work to prevent and cure cancer,
heart disease, diabetes, osteoporosis, and bad manners. Why
eat living enzymes when you can buy the dead shelf-stable
variety which have been overprocessed by being treated in
a factory and packed into beautifully designed multi-colored
boxes?

To order the new Notmilk vitamins or supplements,
please visit either one of our two new websites:

_http://www.suckers-for-phony-pills.org_
(http://www.suckers-for-phony-pills.org/)
_http://www.separate-you-from-your-dol..._
(http://www.separate-you-from-your-dollars.com/)

Order these items by the case and you'll receive substantial
discounts. While each vial of pills costs us only pennies to
manufacture, you can sell them to your friends and relatives
for nine dollars and ninety-five cents per vial and earn free
vacations and fancy sports cars too! Whoever thought up this
multi-level marketing scheme was a genius!

Load up with a lot of inventory which will sit in your cabinet
for the next decade. Don't worry, there is no expiration
date. Since these supplements don't work today, why worry
about them not working ten years from now? Spend a thousand
dollars in the next ten minutes and we'll credit you with $250
for a future order! Imagine what you can do with the extra
cash!!! Take a cruise. Dine in fine restaurants. Buy bling.
Have a fling. Add lots of zing. Anything!

Coming soon: A new slick brochure with coupons...

Even though this announcement represents the introduction
of our new vitamin line and the first time they are being
offered, each supplement in the new brochure will contain a
photo with a sham price and a red slash through it that
says, "forty percent off regular price!!!" We hope that you
do not notice this illogical contradiction. You'll get
conned, but after all, you are the con-sumer.

NOTE: Before beginning our supplement/vitamin program,
we recommend that you purchase one gallon of our new
"Perfect Cleanse" solution. Made from 100 percent
juice extracted from sun-ripened fruit grown on our
thousand-year-old trees irrigated by melting glacier
Himilayan ice on our organic prune farm in Tibet, this
juice is guaranteed to empty your bowels of all of the
accumulated toxins from the previous day's meals.

Special Price: $39.95, reduced from $79.90. Save 50%
when you order now! Operators are sitting by. (They were
standing by, but these little old ladies got into a case
of "Perfect Cleanse" and will need a day or two to
recover).

It is rumored that the dolly llama uses our perfect
cleanse solution after eating each Sunday night dinner
consisting of prime rib of yak au jus.

Robert Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com
i4crob(at)earthlink.net