My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly,
so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!

so actually you kill people with poison, not with tea

> My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly,
> so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!
>
> Muahahahahahahahaha!!!

On Apr 3, 2:37*am, hoelk > wrote:
> so actually you kill people with poison, not with tea

Very astute observation!

- Dominic

Not according to my favorite Chinese teas doomsayer Mydnight.

Jim

On Apr 3, 6:25 am, "Dominic T." > wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2:37 am, hoelk > wrote:
>
> > so actually you kill people with poison, not with tea
>
> Very astute observation!
>
> - Dominic

I do worry about fire and smoke.

Jim

On Apr 2, 10:04 pm, Sam Minewire > wrote:
> My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly,
> so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!
>
> Muahahahahahahahaha!!!

In article >,
Sam Minewire > wrote:
>My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly,
>so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!

Yes, but everyone who doesn't will die also. That's the thing about the
death rate... it's always the same, one per customer. So if you're going
to die anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy it and have a cup of tea.
--scott

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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Dominic T. > wrote:
>On Apr 3, 2:37=A0am, hoelk > wrote:
>> so actually you kill people with poison, not with tea
>
>Very astute observation!

Well, it could be a poison-flavored tea. On the other hand, if it contains
only poison and no actual tea, it is a poison tisane.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."