In article >,
Sam Minewire > wrote:
>My tea is poisoned and my poison is deadly,
>so everybody who does drink my tea will die!!!

Yes, but everyone who doesn't will die also. That's the thing about the
death rate... it's always the same, one per customer. So if you're going
to die anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy it and have a cup of tea.
--scott

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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."