I'm an alien from outer space and I mankind has abused sourdough
for too long! Now it's time to strike back!!!

My sourdough monster will feast on human flesh and it
will multiply fast. Your sourdough may be the offspring
of my creation. Soon you'll be eaten and turned into
sourdough, too!!!

My creation will eat all of you evil, sourdough-abusing
humans!!!

Victor Smootbank wrote:
> I'm an alien from outer space and I mankind has abused sourdough
> for too long! Now it's time to strike back!!!
>
> My sourdough monster will feast on human flesh and it
> will multiply fast. Your sourdough may be the offspring
> of my creation. Soon you'll be eaten and turned into
> sourdough, too!!!
>
I guess it's time to get out the tin foil hats.... I think I had some of
that starter..... strong proteolytic protein dissolving enzymes. In the
end, I ran it down the drain, following it with bleach and lots of
water..... so far, I've beaten it.

Mike

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"Mike Avery" > wrote in message news:mailman.19.1188615205.32610.rec.food.sourdoug ...
> Victor Smootbank wrote:
> > Soon you'll be eaten and turned into sourdough, too!!!
> >
> I guess it's time to get out the tin foil hats.... I think I had some of
> that starter..... strong proteolytic protein dissolving enzymes. In the
> end, I ran it down the drain, following it with bleach and lots of
> water..... so far, I've beaten it.

Beaten it? Ha! So you think. You are it. It has invaded your
vasculature and transformed you. Round and round little chunks
of it go in the underlying venous-arterial anastimosis deep in your
brain (known to medical students as the "circle of Willis") causing
your chronic blurting of sourdough inanities and your frequent
attempts to proselytize sourdough criminals.

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Dicky

Dick Adams wrote:
>
> Beaten it? Ha! So you think. You are it. It has invaded your
> vasculature and transformed you. Round and round little chunks
> of it go in the underlying venous-arterial anastimosis deep in your
> brain (known to medical students as the "circle of Willis") causing
> your chronic blurting of sourdough inanities and your frequent
> attempts to proselytize sourdough criminals.
>
Looks like Dicky didn't get his tin foil hat on in time. Or is it
tertiary syphilis?

Mike