"Mike Avery" > wrote in message news:mailman.19.1188615205.32610.rec.food.sourdoug ...
> Victor Smootbank wrote:
> > Soon you'll be eaten and turned into sourdough, too!!!
> >
> I guess it's time to get out the tin foil hats.... I think I had some of
> that starter..... strong proteolytic protein dissolving enzymes. In the
> end, I ran it down the drain, following it with bleach and lots of
> water..... so far, I've beaten it.

Beaten it? Ha! So you think. You are it. It has invaded your
vasculature and transformed you. Round and round little chunks
of it go in the underlying venous-arterial anastimosis deep in your
brain (known to medical students as the "circle of Willis") causing
your chronic blurting of sourdough inanities and your frequent
attempts to proselytize sourdough criminals.

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Dicky