A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari
GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world,and it costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on
a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya
got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.


The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...
but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer
reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems
to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that
it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mp.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the
Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there
anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror."




some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints
>^.,.^<

I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.

"Jimmy" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.

I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )

On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:00:43 GMT, kitten926 wrote:

>
> "Jimmy" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> > road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.
>
> I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )
>
Do you have an internet stalker, Kitten?

As far as I can tell, he's a depressed, suicidal, chemically mind
altered Jewish Libertarian gambler who likes bbq.
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:00:43 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
>
> >
> > "Jimmy" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> > > road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.
> >
> > I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )
> >
> Do you have an internet stalker, Kitten?
>
> As far as I can tell, he's a depressed, suicidal, chemically mind
> altered Jewish Libertarian gambler who likes bbq.

And Kimchee...

which is why he can't get a date. ;-D
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

sf wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:00:43 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
>
> >
> > "Jimmy" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> > > road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.
> >
> > I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )
> >
> Do you have an internet stalker, Kitten?

No, not as of yet. But I was thinking of taking applications starting
monday. ; )


> As far as I can tell, he's a depressed, suicidal, chemically mind
> altered Jewish Libertarian gambler who likes bbq.
> --
>
> Ham and eggs.
> A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

sf wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:00:43 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
>
> >
> > "Jimmy" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> > > I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> > > road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.
> >
> > I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )
> >
> Do you have an internet stalker, Kitten?
>
> As far as I can tell, he's a depressed, suicidal, chemically mind
> altered Jewish Libertarian gambler who likes bbq.
actually i'm lutheran.

On 28 Jun 2006 09:05:35 -0700, Jimmy wrote:

>
> sf wrote:
> > On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:00:43 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > "Jimmy" > wrote in message
> > > oups.com...
> > > > I suppose that if the old fellah had died then he could be considered
> > > > road kill and therefor a 'food joke'.
> > >
> > > I was hoping for that. Thank you for pointing that out to the rest. ; )
> > >
> > Do you have an internet stalker, Kitten?
> >
> > As far as I can tell, he's a depressed, suicidal, chemically mind
> > altered Jewish Libertarian gambler who likes bbq.

> actually i'm lutheran.

I stand corrected.
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

:-D Very good and keep em coming love good jokes..
:-)

On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:33:49 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
> end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there
> anything I can do for you?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror."
>
<snork>
--

Ham and eggs.
A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

kitten926 wrote:

>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror."
>


LOL!!

Love it!!!

"SkySkum" > wrote in news:1151619299.715155.237590
@y41g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:

>
> kitten926 wrote:
>
>>
>> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view
mirror."
>>
>
>
> LOL!!
>
> Love it!!!
>
>


Om, I found the joke Kitten posted and replied to it above (from
Google)......... she was reported because of *that*??!!



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'

In article >,
PeterL > wrote:

> "SkySkum" > wrote in news:1151619299.715155.237590
> @y41g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:
>
> >
> > kitten926 wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view
> mirror."
> >>
> >
> >
> > LOL!!
> >
> > Love it!!!
> >
> >
>
>
> Om, I found the joke Kitten posted and replied to it above (from
> Google)......... she was reported because of *that*??!!
>
>
>
> --
> Peter Lucas

Yes,
it was quoted in the e-mail from Time Warner.

<sigh>
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:


>> Om, I found the joke Kitten posted and replied to it above (from
>> Google)......... she was reported because of *that*??!!
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Peter Lucas
>
> Yes,
> it was quoted in the e-mail from Time Warner.
>
> <sigh>


You gotta be shittin' me??!!

But, I know you aren't.

That's bloody pathetic!!

It'd be interesting to see what the crux of the complaint was. Do they
allow you to read the complaint that was made against you? Freedom of
Information and all that crap.


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

'Enjoy today, it was paid for by a veteran'

In article >,
PeterL > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
>
> >> Om, I found the joke Kitten posted and replied to it above (from
> >> Google)......... she was reported because of *that*??!!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Peter Lucas
> >
> > Yes,
> > it was quoted in the e-mail from Time Warner.
> >
> > <sigh>
>
>
> You gotta be shittin' me??!!

Wish I was...
I missed your request for a copy of the letter, but I don't have it.
Kitten does. The gist of it was the headers of her post along with the
joke, and a stern warning from Time Warner that they took such trolling
complaints seriously and that her account could be cancelled if it
continued. They also suggested that she read the group FAQ's and
charters to find out what was and what was not appropriate.

>
> But, I know you aren't.
>
> That's bloody pathetic!!

Agreed.

>
> It'd be interesting to see what the crux of the complaint was. Do they
> allow you to read the complaint that was made against you? Freedom of
> Information and all that crap.

Not the exact complaint, no...

Thing is, this group can get pretty loose and that's part of what makes
it fun! It's like Chatty Cathy pointed out. Most food posts generate a
very limited number of posts.

The off topic posts can run into the hundreds...

The social interaction on the group is what makes it so much fun!

<sigh>
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson