On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:33:49 GMT, kitten926 wrote:
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
> end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there
> anything I can do for you?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your Side view mirror."
>
<snork>
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