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Bar joke - Bears
> Which is almost as bad as the bear joke:
> > Bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender > tells him, "I don't serve bears." > > The bear points to the barstool floozie at the end of the bar and > says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that woman." > Bartender shrugs and goes back to polishing a glass. > > The bear [graphic violence of bear eating barstool floozy omitted] and > comes back to the bartender, mouth dripping with blood, and says, "You > gonna serve me that beer now?" The bartender says, "Nope. I don't > serve drug addicts." > > The bear says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a drug addict!" > > Bartender says, "Well, that was a bar bitch you ate." |
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