OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> happened.


Om

Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the goldfish.

Enjoyed them all!

Andy

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> > men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> > happened.
>
>
> Om
>
> Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the goldfish.

Scary thought. ;-)

>
> Enjoyed them all!
>
> Andy

Thanks!

Been hesitant to post gender humor, even tho' I have more of it in the
archives..... Was not sure how well it'd be recieved.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> >
> > > 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> > > men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> > > happened.
> >
> >
> > Om
> >
> > Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the goldfish.

>
> Scary thought. ;-)
>
> >
> > Enjoyed them all!
> >
> > Andy
>
> Thanks!
>
> Been hesitant to post gender humor, even tho' I have more of it in the
> archives..... Was not sure how well it'd be recieved.

> --
We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. Please share those
archives -- if we don't approve we'll just kill you :-)
Lefty

Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> > > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > >
> > > > 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> > > > men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> > > > happened.
> > >
> > >
> > > Om
> > >
> > > Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the goldfish.
>
> >
> > Scary thought. ;-)
> >
> > >
> > > Enjoyed them all!
> > >
> > > Andy
> >
> > Thanks!
> >
> > Been hesitant to post gender humor, even tho' I have more of it in the
> > archives..... Was not sure how well it'd be recieved.
>
> > --
> We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. Please share those
> archives -- if we don't approve we'll just kill you :-)
> Lefty

<snicker> Or ignore me.....
That's even worse.

It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
She hates to be ignored!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:35:24 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> wrote:

<snip>
>
>It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
>She hates to be ignored!

And it works? Mine always just screams louder. ;P

Regards,
Tracy R.

In article >,
says...
> >It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
> >She hates to be ignored!
>
> And it works? Mine always just screams louder. ;P
>
>
>

Try poaching. It works wonders.


--
Peter Aitken
Visit my recipe and kitchen myths pages at www.pgacon.com/cooking.htm

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Lefty" > wrote:
>
> > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> > >
> > > > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> > > > > men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> > > > > happened.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Om
> > > >
> > > > Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the
goldfish.
> >
> > >
> > > Scary thought. ;-)
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Enjoyed them all!
> > > >
> > > > Andy
> > >
> > > Thanks!
> > >
> > > Been hesitant to post gender humor, even tho' I have more of it in the
> > > archives..... Was not sure how well it'd be recieved.
> >
> > > --
> > We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. Please share those
> > archives -- if we don't approve we'll just kill you :-)
> > Lefty
>
> <snicker> Or ignore me.....
> That's even worse.
>
> It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
> She hates to be ignored!
> --

Don't we all. I really don't think on-the-edge-of-offensive is a bad thing
even if people who don't like it do post their input about why --where else
do some people get the chance in daily life to get fired up about something.
Socially Redeeming Values, the paradox of Socially Degrading Jokes. You're
providing a service here.
--
Lefty

Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Lefty" > wrote:
> >
> > > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > 16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why
> > > > > > men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what
> > > > > > happened.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Om
> > > > >
> > > > > Look at your goldfish, then look at your man, then back at the
> goldfish.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Scary thought. ;-)
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Enjoyed them all!
> > > > >
> > > > > Andy
> > > >
> > > > Thanks!
> > > >
> > > > Been hesitant to post gender humor, even tho' I have more of it in the
> > > > archives..... Was not sure how well it'd be recieved.
> > >
> > > > --
> > > We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. Please share those
> > > archives -- if we don't approve we'll just kill you :-)
> > > Lefty
> >
> > <snicker> Or ignore me.....
> > That's even worse.
> >
> > It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
> > She hates to be ignored!
> > --
>
> Don't we all. I really don't think on-the-edge-of-offensive is a bad thing
> even if people who don't like it do post their input about why --where else
> do some people get the chance in daily life to get fired up about something.
> Socially Redeeming Values, the paradox of Socially Degrading Jokes. You're
> providing a service here.

I'll keep that in mind...... ;-)
It is interesting to see some people's reaction to certain brands of
humor. And examine what we laugh at and why.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

> > >
> > > <snicker> Or ignore me.....
> > > That's even worse.
> > >
> > > It's how I "punish" my cockatoo for screaming.
> > > She hates to be ignored!
> > > --
> >
> > Don't we all. I really don't think on-the-edge-of-offensive is a bad
thing
> > even if people who don't like it do post their input about why --where
else
> > do some people get the chance in daily life to get fired up about
something.
> > Socially Redeeming Values, the paradox of Socially Degrading Jokes.
You're
> > providing a service here.
>
> I'll keep that in mind...... ;-)
> It is interesting to see some people's reaction to certain brands of
> humor. And examine what we laugh at and why.
> --
It's like music. If it has style and significant form it doesn't matter
whether it is country or classic, it can be enjoyable on some level in some
context by most.

I think indifference would be the least desirable response if you seek
responses.

You seem to have a collection of edgy social-based jokes. Do you have a
source or do you really have "archives". I used to get the jokes making the
rounds
online until I asked to be taken off those SPAM-drawing lists.
--
Lefty

Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful