http://cards.webshots.com/invite/pic...47314519dPlPpb

There's nothing like fresh, ya know? She tried to hide in the office trash
can, but I found her. The wind died down enough here to crank up the BBQ.
Marinated her in a bourbon-tomato paste-spice sauce for two hours. Yum. Much
better than chicken.

Later, I'll post some pics of the bar of soap in my bathroom.

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:12:10 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:

> She tried to hide in the office trash can, but I found her.

She looks absolutely adorable!

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Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

"sf" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:12:10 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:
>
>> She tried to hide in the office trash can, but I found her.
>
> She looks absolutely adorable!

Was. :-)

OK...I lied. I didn't eat her. But I *did* hug the bejeezus out of her about
83 times in one hour, after which she began the go outside/come back inside
cycle (1200 repetitions).

Doug Kanter wrote:
> http://cards.webshots.com/invite/pic...47314519dPlPpb
>
> There's nothing like fresh, ya know? She tried to hide in the office trash
> can, but I found her. The wind died down enough here to crank up the BBQ.
> Marinated her in a bourbon-tomato paste-spice sauce for two hours. Yum. Much
> better than chicken.
>
> Later, I'll post some pics of the bar of soap in my bathroom.

<LOL>

Pastorio

In article >,
"Doug Kanter" > wrote:

> http://cards.webshots.com/invite/pic...47314519dPlPpb
>
> There's nothing like fresh, ya know? She tried to hide in the office trash
> can, but I found her. The wind died down enough here to crank up the BBQ.
> Marinated her in a bourbon-tomato paste-spice sauce for two hours. Yum. Much
> better than chicken.
>
> Later, I'll post some pics of the bar of soap in my bathroom.
>
>

The pic' of kitty in the trashcan is adorable....

I can't believe you ate her!

Oh, wait.....

You had pussy for supper. <smirk>

Nevermind.......
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >,
"Doug Kanter" > wrote:

> "sf" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:12:10 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:
> >
> >> She tried to hide in the office trash can, but I found her.
> >
> > She looks absolutely adorable!
>
> Was. :-)
>
> OK...I lied. I didn't eat her. But I *did* hug the bejeezus out of her about
> 83 times in one hour, after which she began the go outside/come back inside
> cycle (1200 repetitions).
>
>

Just for you Doug' :

>The poetry is not particularly memorable, but cat lovers should
>recognize their "owners" instantly. Herewith, the haikus:
> You never feed me.
> Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
> That will sure show you.
>
> You must scratch me there!
> Yes, above my tail! Behold,
> Elevator butt.
>
> I need a new toy.
> Tail of black dog keeps good time.
> Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
>
> The rule for today
> Touch my tail, I shred your hand
> New rule tomorrow
>
> In deep sleep hear sound
> Cat vomit hairball somewhere
> Will find in morning
>
> Grace personified,
> I leap into the window.
> I meant to do that.
>
> Blur of motion, then-
> Silence, me, a paper bag.
> What is so funny?
>
> The mighty hunter
> Returns with gifts of plump birds-
> Your foot just squashed one
>
> You're always typing.
> Well, let's see you ignore my
> Sitting on your hands.
>
> My small cardboard box.
> You cannot see me if I
> Can just hide my head.
>
> Terrible battle.
> I fought for hours. Come and see!
> What's a 'term paper'?
>
> Kitty likes plastic
> Confuses for litter box
> Don't leave tarp around
>
> Small brave carnivores
> Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
> Fear vacuum cleaner
>
> Want to trim my claws?
> Don't even think about it!
> My yelps will wake dead.
>
> I want to be close
> To you. Can I fit my head
> inside your armpit?
>
> Wanna go outside.
> Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
> Let me back inside!
>
> Oh no! Big One
> has been trapped by newspaper!
> Cat to the rescue!
>
> Humans are so strange.
> Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
> My claws aren't that sharp ...
>
> Cats meow out of angst
> "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
> We could break so much!"
>
> Litter box not here
> You must have moved it again
> I'll crap in the sink.
>
> The Big Ones snore now
> Every room is dark and cold
> Time for "Cup Hockey"
>
> We're almost equals
> I purr to show I love you
> Want to smell my butt?
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Doug Kanter" > wrote:
>
>> http://cards.webshots.com/invite/pic...47314519dPlPpb
>>
>> There's nothing like fresh, ya know? She tried to hide in the office
>> trash
>> can, but I found her. The wind died down enough here to crank up the BBQ.
>> Marinated her in a bourbon-tomato paste-spice sauce for two hours. Yum.
>> Much
>> better than chicken.
>>
>> Later, I'll post some pics of the bar of soap in my bathroom.
>>
>>
>
> The pic' of kitty in the trashcan is adorable....
>
> I can't believe you ate her!
>
> Oh, wait.....
>
> You had pussy for supper. <smirk>
>
> Nevermind.......
> --
> Peace, Om.

Home Depot has nice prices on huge packs of Duracell batteries.

In article >,
"Doug Kanter" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >,
> > "Doug Kanter" > wrote:
> >
> >> http://cards.webshots.com/invite/pic...47314519dPlPpb
> >>
> >> There's nothing like fresh, ya know? She tried to hide in the office
> >> trash
> >> can, but I found her. The wind died down enough here to crank up the BBQ.
> >> Marinated her in a bourbon-tomato paste-spice sauce for two hours. Yum.
> >> Much
> >> better than chicken.
> >>
> >> Later, I'll post some pics of the bar of soap in my bathroom.
> >>
> >>
> >
> > The pic' of kitty in the trashcan is adorable....
> >
> > I can't believe you ate her!
> >
> > Oh, wait.....
> >
> > You had pussy for supper. <smirk>
> >
> > Nevermind.......
> > --
> > Peace, Om.
>
> Home Depot has nice prices on huge packs of Duracell batteries.
>
>

<choke> Ahem...

You owe me a new keyboard ya bastid! ;-D
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson