I look forward to Hunting Season,,,,,,my man works hard all year long, and
he deserves to go out in the woods and play Hunter.
That's the week, I enjoy doing female things with my friends, re-decorating,
painting a room,,,,,girl-time, shopping, etc.
We both need a break from each other.

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Bob Terwilliger" > wrote:
>
>> Shirley wrote:
>>
>> > I hate venison and will not eat it. It's disgusting meat and should be
>> > fed to the dogs only.
>>
>> Cold-pack it and send it to me. I love the stuff.
>
> You have to share...
>
>>
>>
>> > What really angers me is here in Wisconsin they have deer hunting
>> > during
>> > the week of, and on Thanksgiving day. So, I prepare a nice
>> > Thanksgiving
>> > dinner, all our friends come over and all the men leave to go hunting
>> > (except one guy that dont hunt). So, all I see of my husband on this
>> > holiday is a flash of blaze orange fly out the door armed with a
>> > handful
>> > of guns and lots of beer. I end up spending the holiday with all the
>> > wives and that one guy who are all really fed up with the guys leaving
>> > each year. We spend the whole day waiting for them to come back.
>>
>> Can't you think of any party games? Seems like this would be a perfect
>> time
>> for Naked Mazola Twister. And what's stopping you from boozing it up
>> while
>> they're gone? Only thing better than Naked Mazola Twister is DRUNKEN
>> Naked
>> Mazola Twister.
>
> Ooh ooh ooh, can I play? Please??? ;-)
> Preferably on a greased waterbed....
>
>>
>>
>> > When the sun goes down, they all come tearing into the house, drunk on
>> > their asses and full of dirt and often blood (if they got a deer).
>> > Then
>> > they all want food, which is cold by then, so I got to warm everything
>> > for
>> > them, and listen to them complain that its taking too long.
>>
>> Why not PLAN to have dinner after dark? If you know that they're not
>> going
>> to be back until after dark, isn't it STUPID to make a banquet that is
>> ready
>> hours and hours too early? If I were in your bitter worn-out shoes (and
>> GOD
>> am I glad I'm not!) I'd plan to have dinner ready around 8 PM. That ought
>> to
>> be enough time for the hunters to get cleaned up and have some nibbles
>> with
>> cocktails before dinner starts. And with wives like you, I'm sure they
>> NEED
>> those cocktails.
>
> ROFL!!!
> I'd have hot rum toddies waiting in a large pot on the stove.
>
> QED.
>
>>
>>
>> > Half the time they are so drunk they dont even recall what they ate the
>> > next day, and it seems they always get into a big arguement about
>> > someone
>> > scaring away a deer or something stupid like that. So we got to listen
>> > to
>> > that crap while they are eating. I am completely fed up with this. At
>> > least the state could eliminate the hunting on Thanksgiving day and
>> > give
>> > the guys another day to make it up.
>>
>> C'mon, li'l lady, don't be that way...you just don't understand huntin'.
>> There *are* reasons for the dates applied to the various hunting seasons,
>> but you wouldn't know about that kind of ecology or forestry; all YOU
>> care
>> about is your precious Thanksgiving dinner, which you DELIBERATELY turn
>> into
>> a martyr-fest.
>
> Sad ain't it?
> A woman that has NO understanding of machismo is to be pitied.
>
> I'd revel in it.
>
>>
>>
>> > This year the guys are in for a surprise. I am not cooking. I'm
>> > getting a bunch of frozen pizzas and thats what they get, plus the use
>> > of the oven, because they can bake them themselves. Us women are
>> > going to go to a restaurant for our turkey dinners, and may not come
>> > back till midnight.
>>
>> Oh, THAT will solve the problem! Sounds like you have a terrific
>> marriage
>> going there.
>
> Not.
>
>>
>>
>> > Happy ****ing Thanksgiving
>>
>> *perk* ****ing? Are we back to the Twister game?
>
> One can only hope... ;-)
>
>>
>> Bob
>>
>>
> --
> Om.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack
> Nicholson

In article >,
"Sandy" > wrote:

> I look forward to Hunting Season,,,,,,my man works hard all year long, and
> he deserves to go out in the woods and play Hunter.
> That's the week, I enjoy doing female things with my friends, re-decorating,
> painting a room,,,,,girl-time, shopping, etc.
> We both need a break from each other.

I see it the same way.
She needs a serious wake up call!

<sigh>

She has no idea how good she has it.
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Sandy" > wrote:
>
> > I look forward to Hunting Season,,,,,,my man works hard all year long,
and
> > he deserves to go out in the woods and play Hunter.
> > That's the week, I enjoy doing female things with my friends,
re-decorating,
> > painting a room,,,,,girl-time, shopping, etc.
> > We both need a break from each other.
>
> I see it the same way.
> She needs a serious wake up call!
>
> <sigh>
>
> She has no idea how good she has it.

Sounds to me like her and friends and him and friends all bloody need that -
if the guys going out and doing these things, and the women are getting so
damned ****ed off at them, that neither party has talked any of it over with
the other - IOW, zero communication, just disrespect and bitter bitching.


Shaun aRe

In article >,
"Sandy" > wrote:

> I look forward to Hunting Season,,,,,,my man works hard all year long, and
> he deserves to go out in the woods and play Hunter.
> That's the week, I enjoy doing female things with my friends, re-decorating,
> painting a room,,,,,girl-time, shopping, etc.
> We both need a break from each other.

And if it works out right, you get a freezer full of meat. It's not
a bad exchange, if you ask me.

Regards,
Ranee

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