There's talk of a new TV game show which really sounds like more effete
liberal propaganda. It's Wheel of Scandal with such topics as Money
Laundering, Bridges to Nowhere, Contract Killing, FEMA and Indian
Bilking. They are considering using proper names as potential topics,
such as Frist, DeLay, Abramoff, Safavian, Cunningham, Nye, Libby,
Norquist and Reed, but are also considering potential lawsuits. The
more cautious proponents suggest using whoopee cushions and bataca bats
so that the show will be obvious comedy and not subject to liable
charges.

I think it's the lowest form of depravity to even think of using a
bataca bat on either of our distinguished Congressional Leaders.