Can you tell me the must toxic food available?

I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

In article >, Tom-Alex
Soorhull > wrote:

> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

Velveeta.

--
Rick

On 14 May 2004 18:22:03 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

>Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
>I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

Purina Troll Chow.

Boron

"Rick" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, Tom-Alex
> Soorhull > wrote:
>
> > Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
> >
> > I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
destroyed.
>
> Velveeta.
>
> --
> Rick


NOOOOOO Not RUBBER CHEESE! That stuff has so much preservatives in it the
person will live into their hundreds!!!!
-Ginny

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?

Plutonium. One atom of certain isotopes breathed in is enough to destroy
your lungs and give you fatal radiation poisoning.

If you do not have access to plutonium, try bleach.

> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
> destroyed.

Go ahead, try to kill me.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/

John Gaughan wrote:
> Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:
>
>> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
>
> Plutonium. One atom of certain isotopes breathed in is enough to destroy
> your lungs and give you fatal radiation poisoning.

No it's not. One atom of Pu will give off a single alpha particle, and
then it's not Pu anymore (it become uranium or maybe americium, i
think). One alpha particle won't do *that* much damage. A fatal dose
of plutonium might be in the micrograms, but bolulism toxin can be fatal
in the picograms.

> If you do not have access to plutonium, try bleach.

Or beets.

Best regards,
Bob

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

Fugu.

And the horse you rode in on...

Pastorio

"Tom-Alex Soorhull" > wrote in message
om...
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

are you commiting suicide??

(Tom-Alex=A0Soorhull)WROTE:
Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
destroyed.
---------------------------------------------------------------
response: In Japan they eat Puff -Puffer- fish.
It takes 2 years for chefs to learn how to prepare.
With each bite you don't know if this toxin fish will kill you.
Asian Market near me sells it.

Bob Pastorio answered "Tom-Alex Soorhull":

>> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>>
>> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
>> destroyed.
>
> Fugu.
>
> And the horse you rode in on...


I think this deserves some kind of prize for funniest post this year.

Bob

Send him to my ex-wife's for dinner...she dam near killed ME !!

Tonya (T E) wrote in message >...
> (Tom-Alex Soorhull)WROTE:
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
> destroyed.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> response: In Japan they eat Puff -Puffer- fish.
> It takes 2 years for chefs to learn how to prepare.
> With each bite you don't know if this toxin fish will kill you.
> Asian Market near me sells it.
-------------------------------
Ah er . . . that IS "fugu".
Lynn from Fargo

>Plutonium. One atom of certain isotopes breathed in is enough to destroy
>your lungs and give you fatal radiation poisoning.

It is believed that this is how th Shah of Iran contracted Lung Cancer, by one
of his disgruntled enemies infecting him with Plutonium.

Michael O'Connor - Modern Renaissance Man

"The likelihood of one individual being correct increases in a direct
proportion to the intensity with which others try to prove him wrong"
James Mason from the movie "Heaven Can Wait".

Bob wrote:

> Bob Pastorio answered "Tom-Alex Soorhull":
>
>>>Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>>>
>>>I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
>>>destroyed.

>>Fugu.
>>
>>And the horse you rode in on...
>
> I think this deserves some kind of prize for funniest post this year.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Pastorio

Lynn Gifford wrote:

> Tonya (T E) wrote in message >...
>
>>(Tom-Alex Soorhull)WROTE:
>>Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>>I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
>>destroyed.
>>---------------------------------------------------------------
>>response: In Japan they eat Puff -Puffer- fish.
>>It takes 2 years for chefs to learn how to prepare.
>>With each bite you don't know if this toxin fish will kill you.
>>Asian Market near me sells it.
>
> -------------------------------
> Ah er . . . that IS "fugu".

Lynn, can you say "fugu" in a family newsgroup like this...? I mean,
there might be children in the room...

Pastorio

"Tom-Alex Soorhull" > wrote in message
om...
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

Sorry, I make it a point never to help out with suicides. It's not
so much a moral objection thing, but the paperwork's a bitch.


Bob M.

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:
>
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?

That depends on the person it is being fed too.

> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

In this case the choice has to be a McDonalds McRib sandwich with fries,
and make sure the Coke is served in a bottle not a can. Delivered by
one of those girls in roller skates from a 1950s movie about drive-in
burger places. It has all of the most hated parts gauranteed to trigger
a heat attack. Not halal, has the hated secular corporate culture,
shows polenty of female skin, and comes in a 1956 Chevy which is as
heavily armored as the typical tank.

In article >,
T E > wrote:
> (Tom-Alex*Soorhull)WROTE:
>Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be
>destroyed.
>---------------------------------------------------------------
>response: In Japan they eat Puff -Puffer- fish.
>It takes 2 years for chefs to learn how to prepare.
>With each bite you don't know if this toxin fish will kill you.

See
http://www.asiafood.org/glossary_1.c...=27&endn o=51

>Asian Market near me sells it.

How much does it cost? And is it legal fugu? In most states I
understand it's illegal to sell it.

Imports of the fish are regulated by the U.S. Food and Drug
Administration. Fugu can only be imported through JFK airport and
must be detoxified by trained fugu-chefs in Japan, then deep-frozen
and shipped to the United States.

-A

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:

> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

Years ago my significant other was the exec assistant for an absolute
nightmare, despot of a boss. He was horrificly overweight & had some
other health problems. Amongst her duties for the idiot was buying him
snax to "help him w/his diet."

Her contribution was a brand of microwave popcorn just laden w/palm oil
(saturated fats, triglycerides, LDL, & other good stuff). Between that &
some other crap, he put on another 10 lbs over a month & split his pants
right before a big meeting.

[ Keeping head low & mixing politics & cuisine - I know GHWB likes pork
rinds, perhaps dubya does, too. ]

*BFB*
NYC

On Mon, 17 May 2004 17:08:09 -0400, BFB > wrote:

>Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:

>[ Keeping head low & mixing politics & cuisine - I know GHWB likes pork
>rinds, perhaps dubya does, too. ]

Which, of course, bring up pretzel sticks as a possible choice. Not
100% effective, but hopefully dubya will keep eating them until he gets
it right.

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message . com>...
> Can you tell me the must toxic food available?
>
> I need it to kill an asshole that must die or the world will be destroyed.

My Mom's bar-b-cue chicken? Crisp and ebony on the outside, icy and
refreshing on the inside.

Cheers