THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my orridge?"
he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
orridge?" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "For s.... sake, how many times do we have to go through this
with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear
who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee,
it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn
table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the
litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that
you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs, and grace Momma
Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, so listen good cause I'm only
going to say this one more time ... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE
YET!!!!"

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Good one!

Excellent!!!!!!

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> Excellent!!!!!!

It's not funny when it's true!!! )
Sarah

THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES :


> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
> looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?"
> he squeaks.
>
> Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
> into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?"
> he roars.
>
> Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
> yells, "For s.... sake, how many times do we have to go through this with
> you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who
> woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was
> Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything
> away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
> fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was
> Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled
> the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your
> sorry bear-arses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your
> grumpy presence, so listen good cause I'm only going to say this one more
> time ... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
>
>