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> Does anyone know how to cook Martha Stewart?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow, that was funny.

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> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow, that was funny.
and that's a good thing......

Dora

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> and that's a good thing......

If sarcasm is a good thing.

nancy

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> nancy

Sorry, Nancy - I'm not what sarcasm is about. I was chuckling about you're
finding the OP's post funny, not at the content of the
start of the thread. I can see how you took it, however.

Dora

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> Sorry, Nancy - I'm not what sarcasm is about. I was chuckling about
> you're finding the OP's post funny, not at the content of the
> start of the thread. I can see how you took it, however.

Sorry, you ... (smile) I'm finding these lamo martha jokes annoying.
I guess perhaps because we've heard them all EIGHT MILLION
TIMES. I apologize if I upset you in any way. Forgiven?

nancy

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>> you're finding the OP's post funny, not at the content of the
>> start of the thread. I can see how you took it, however.
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> Sorry, you ... (smile) I'm finding these lamo martha jokes annoying.
> I guess perhaps because we've heard them all EIGHT MILLION
> TIMES. I apologize if I upset you in any way. Forgiven?
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> nancy

You don't need to apologize, Nancy - it was understandable. As far as
Martha? She was sentenced, served her time, it's over, so let her move on.
Lord, the media obsession of the last few days.

Dora

>Does anyone know how to cook Martha Stewart?

We'll start by getting the coals going. Hop on.

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> We'll start by getting the coals going. Hop on.

Oh sweet jesus,could this be the start of another BBQ sauce thread :-)
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First, you will *absolutely* need to purchase yourself
a nice little guillotine.

If you act now, we have one at a special price...

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> Does anyone know how to cook Martha Stewart?

It's never done. Martha is always served cold. Even the government know
enough to keep her on ice. Chill 5-months before serving.

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> Does anyone know how to cook Martha Stewart?


She's a tough old bird. Because of this I would choose the
slow cooker method.

8*}


Rusty

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Hmmm. That is an interesting proposition.

If you follow her own self image then a Martha Supreme would be in order:

supreme sauce

An extraordinarily rich mélange made by combining equal parts VELOUTÉ SAUCE
and chicken or veal stock with mushroom-cooking liquid and heavy cream, and
REDUCING the mixture by two-thirds. The sauce is finished by whisking in
butter and cream.
© Copyright Barron's Educational Services, Inc. 1995 based on THE FOOD
LOVER'S COMPANION, 2nd edition, by Sharon Tyler Herbst.

If you follow the public image then Hot Dog Soup - The liquid remaining in
the pot after removing the boiled hot dogs.

Dimitri

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> Does anyone know how to cook Martha Stewart?

Just put her front of a judge and watch her stew :-)