Mike Duffy wrote:

> On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:
>
> > John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn -
> > covered by a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to
> > anally pleasure hisself...
>
> Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone
> posts.
>
> Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?
>
> And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but
> an ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but
> I had trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a
> suppository, and it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.

No, that was obviously a troll.

On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 1:54:45 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
> Mike Duffy wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:
> >
> > > John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn -
> > > covered by a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to
> > > anally pleasure hisself...
> >
> > Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone
> > posts.
> >
> > Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?
> >
> > And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but
> > an ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but
> > I had trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a
> > suppository, and it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.
> No, that was obviously a troll.


I'm here to refute your ignorance, Ca-wole. Gaze upon John's original post in alt.punk:

Thread: "I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!"

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.punk...m/YOhk450DAwAJ

John Kuthe
Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
to
On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
[deletia]

> Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
> stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
> insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
> such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
> shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
> boggles the mind.
>>
I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
> expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
> monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
> month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
> tonight?
It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any mal-experiences
either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!

One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)

John Kuthe ...


John started this thread thusly:

I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!
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Jan 30, 2007, 12:43:10 PM


Can I practice on ya? ;-)
So I can give IM and subQ injections, catheterize ya, and insert a
nasogastric tube in ya too! And enemas, suppositories and oral / ocular /
topical / inhalant meds too. Next we start IV stuff!

Too bad I'm not a junkie! Junkies have LOTS of IV experience! Hee hee!

John Kuthe ..."

On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 12:38:45 -0700 (PDT), GM
> wrote:

>On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 1:54:45 PM UTC-5, cshenk wrote:
>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:
>> >
>> > > John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn -
>> > > covered by a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to
>> > > anally pleasure hisself...
>> >
>> > Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone
>> > posts.
>> >
>> > Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?
>> >
>> > And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but
>> > an ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but
>> > I had trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a
>> > suppository, and it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.
>> No, that was obviously a troll.
>
>
>I'm here to refute your ignorance, Ca-wole. Gaze upon John's original post in alt.punk:
>
>Thread: "I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!"
>
>https://groups.google.com/g/alt.punk...m/YOhk450DAwAJ
>
>John Kuthe
>Feb 5, 2007, 3:54:23 PM
>to
>On Feb 5, 9:20 am, "Renee" < ssbbwre ... @ hotmail.com > wrote:
>[deletia]
>
>> Yeah I once heard a story about a guy that had a 40-watt light bulb
>> stuck in his rectum. I still don't 'get the whole foreign object
>> insertion fetish. Aren't there enough actual toys designed for just
>> such a purpose on the market today? Do people really need to start
>> shoving things like bottles and bedposts up their asses? It just
>> boggles the mind.
>>>
>I guess it could be an economic thing. Sexual toys can be rather
>> expensive and I guess some people are willing to cut corners in the
>> monthly budget anyway they can ..... Hey honey, we're tapped out this
>> month, would you mind sticking a leg from the kitchen chair up my ass
>> tonight?
>It's DarwinBait! Ya GOTTA use some good sense when deciding what to
>put up yer ass. Believe me, I know! And NOT from any mal-experiences
>either. I've enjoyed anal stimulation for many years, on and off, and
>unless you want a trip to the ER, ya gotta be VERY careful what you
>use to stimulate yourself or anyone else that way !!
>
>One of my fave's was an ear of corn with a condom over it! Bumpy, so
>it provided good stimulation, good diameter, and wrapped / w /
>disposable watertight cover so it was reusable. Just had to be careful
>not to get overly aggressive as to the depth of penetration, cause it
>was longer than ya want to ... well, you get the idea. And it made an
>interesting coffee table conversation piece too! Hee hee! ;-)
>
>John Kuthe ...
>
>
>John started this thread thusly:
>
>I just checked out on NG tube insertion !!!
>15 views
>Subscribe
>John Kuthe's profile photo
>John Kuthe
>unread,
>Jan 30, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
>
>
>Can I practice on ya? ;-)
>So I can give IM and subQ injections, catheterize ya, and insert a
>nasogastric tube in ya too! And enemas, suppositories and oral / ocular /
>topical / inhalant meds too. Next we start IV stuff!
>
>Too bad I'm not a junkie! Junkies have LOTS of IV experience! Hee hee!
>
>John Kuthe ..."
>
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Bruce

On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 13:54:35 -0500, "cshenk"
> wrote:

>Mike Duffy wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 20:56:30 -0700, GM wrote:
>>
>> > John Kuthe has stated on Usenet that he uses an ear of corn -
>> > covered by a rubber condom, natch - to stick up his rectum so as to
>> > anally pleasure hisself...
>>
>> Oh dear. I confess that at times I do not read everything everyone
>> posts.
>>
>> Was this recently, or something dredged from the prior millenium?
>>
>> And was he serious? I know, I know, it's hard to tell sometimes, but
>> an ear of corn seems a bit too big. Not to be gross or anything, but
>> I had trouble the last time I had the displeasure of using a
>> suppository, and it was only about the size of a 9 mm slug.
>
>No, that was obviously a troll.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Bruce