On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 10:03:14 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2021-06-04 9:50 a.m., Gary wrote:
>>
>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>
>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>> knocking on doors either.
>
>I got fed up with them coming around regularly to pawn their religion on
>me. I sent a letter to their local church to tell them I did no want
>them coming around and that they would be charged with trespassing. It
>worked. That was probably 30 years ago. Years later they called and
>asked me about that letter and asked if it was still in effect or would
>I accept a visit. I said that it was still effect and not to come. I
>have not heard from them since.

You take yourself too seriously, but we already knew that.

--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:50:56 -0400, Gary wrote:

> Bryan Simmons wrote:

>> I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons.
>
> leave some literature [...] I will read it.

Amen on that. I always want to see details of their delusions to better
protect against them.


> Note: this is required by their religions.

I never done this, but I always 'wished' it as Bryan would say:

Props:

1 - Coffee / tea - stained notebook with hand calligraphy using Unicode
pages from the opposite side of the planet.

2 - Empty butane lighter that WILL NOT light.

3 - Hand-made candle with encapsulated batteries wired to magnesium strip
wound round the wick, magnetic 'deploy' switch at base.

4 - Small super magnet. Can be wedged between fingers. (Do not store
close to the candle.)

5 - Hand-operated air horn.

6 - Lump of chalk. Pre-soak in ink to make it coloured; blue preferably.

7 - Leather bag. If possible with simple geometric motifs, &c.


Use a flesh-coloured bandage to attach the super-magnet to the interior
of your palm near where your pinkie is attached. Do this when you see the
JW's coming into your yard.

After you invite them in for tea / coffee and everyone is seated, ask
them if they are *serious* about religious discussion. This is also your
opportunity to discern which is the guru and which is the accolade.

When they say yes, with as much ostentatious decorum as you can muster,
use your other hand to open the bag and dump everything out. Nonchalantly
just move the notebook aside, grab the candle & air horn with your un-
magnetized hand, and grab the lighter & chalk with your magnet hand.

Really quick, (practice a few times previous), use the chalk to draw a
pentagram, plonk the candle in the middle, give the air horn to the
accolade. Just say: "Don't worry, you'll know when to use it."

Compulsively try to light the lighter. With very little over-acting on
your part, increase tenacity until the lighter is dropped.

When you reach down out of sight to retrieve the lighter with your 'free'
hand, be attentively aware of where your magnetized hand is and place it
close to the magnetic switch. The effect is best if your head is already
below table level. There will be a few seconds delay. (Test this whilst
manufacturing the candle.)

When you come back up with the bogus lighter and see the candle lit, just
say something like: "Okay, thanks, I guess you were telling the truth".

Act like you think *he* snuck a lighter out of his pocket and lit the
candle just to mess with your mind.

Bonus points if the accolade blows out the candle with the horn. It'll
give him / her an almost orgasmic feeling of self-righteousness to drive
off the demons.

On 6/4/2021 1:19 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 09:51:17 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> I should have been a lawyer.
>>
>> You would be the best lawyer in the universe as you *ALWAYS* have to win
>> and won't give up until you do. lol :-D
>
> Don't you have juries in your country? It might help to be a likeable
> person.
>
Jury trials are for literal losers.

Most good landsharks settle.

On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 8:51:08 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons. If you tell them,
> > "No one on our block wants your shit," and go out in front of your
> > house like you might follow them, they leave.
> >
> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>
The simplest way to handle that is to not answer the door.
>
> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
> knocking on doors either.
>
I was once told they get paid to do this. I have no idea if that's true
or not.

On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 9:52:10 AM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>
> On Thursday, June 3, 2021 at 9:41:04 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> > "Please show me your peddler's license."
> >
> You wouldn't say that if it were Publishers Clearing House.
>
The only time they'd show at her door is if she actually entered their
contest. I can't swear it, but I don't think she does so she's safe from
a visit from them.

On Sat, 05 Jun 2021 05:21:01 +1000, Dave Smith >
wrote:

>On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 10:03:14 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:
>
>>On 2021-06-04 9:50 a.m., Gary wrote:
>>>
>>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>>
>>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>>> knocking on doors either.
>>
>>I got fed up with them coming around regularly to pawn their religion on
>>me. I sent a letter to their local church to tell them I did no want
>>them coming around and that they would be charged with trespassing. It
>>worked. That was probably 30 years ago. Years later they called and
>>asked me about that letter and asked if it was still in effect or would
>>I accept a visit. I said that it was still effect and not to come. I
>>have not heard from them since.
>
>You take yourself too seriously, but we already knew that.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Sat, 05 Jun 2021 05:19:04 +1000, Dave Smith >
wrote:

>On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 09:51:17 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>>Sqwertz wrote:
>>> I should have been a lawyer.
>>
>>You would be the best lawyer in the universe as you *ALWAYS* have to win
>>and won't give up until you do. lol :-D
>
>Don't you have juries in your country? It might help to be a likeable
>person.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 13:05:58 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 8:51:08 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>> > I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons. If you tell them,
>> > "No one on our block wants your shit," and go out in front of your
>> > house like you might follow them, they leave.
>> >
>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>
>The simplest way to handle that is to not answer the door.
>>
>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>> knocking on doors either.
>>
>I was once told they get paid to do this. I have no idea if that's true
>or not.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 11:08:15 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 6/4/2021 9:50 AM, Gary wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons.* If you tell them,
>>> "No one on our block wants your shit," and go out in front of your
>>> house like you might follow them, they leave.
>>
>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>
>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>> knocking on doors either.
>>
>>
>When I was a teenager in Memphis there were young men wearing black
>suits with white shirts, always a tie, riding bicycles on the street in
>front of the house where we lived. Mormons. Yes, it was required of
>them. They usually didn't bother walking up the steps to knock or ring
>the bell because they pretty much knew no one wanted to hear their spiel
>or take the pamphlets/tracts.
>
>In the summer heat, those guys looked miserable. (Actually they looked
>miserable and bored no matter what time of year.) When the temps hit
>90...I'm thinking take off the tie! Loosen the buttons on the collar.
>Not allowed to be comfortable?! "Sweating for God" makes no sense to me.
>
>I felt sorry for them. They knew they weren't going to "convert"
>anyone. It's a weird idea to me to require people to dress in a
>specific way and do something like ride bicycles and hand out tracts to
>strangers, but unless they join! don't associate with them. Huh?
>
>I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
>thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or Herbalife
>or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
>
>Jill
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 04 Jun 2021 12:04:23 -0400, Sheldon Martin >
wrote:

>On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 11:08:15 -0400, jmcquown >
>wrote:
>
>>On 6/4/2021 9:50 AM, Gary wrote:
>>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>> I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons.* If you tell them,
>>>> "No one on our block wants your shit," and go out in front of your
>>>> house like you might follow them, they leave.
>>>
>>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>>
>>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>>> knocking on doors either.
>>>
>>>
>>When I was a teenager in Memphis there were young men wearing black
>>suits with white shirts, always a tie, riding bicycles on the street in
>>front of the house where we lived. Mormons. Yes, it was required of
>>them. They usually didn't bother walking up the steps to knock or ring
>>the bell because they pretty much knew no one wanted to hear their spiel
>>or take the pamphlets/tracts.
>>
>>In the summer heat, those guys looked miserable. (Actually they looked
>>miserable and bored no matter what time of year.) When the temps hit
>>90...I'm thinking take off the tie! Loosen the buttons on the collar.
>>Not allowed to be comfortable?! "Sweating for God" makes no sense to me.
>>
>>I felt sorry for them. They knew they weren't going to "convert"
>>anyone. It's a weird idea to me to require people to dress in a
>>specific way and do something like ride bicycles and hand out tracts to
>>strangers, but unless they join! don't associate with them. Huh?
>>
>>I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
>>thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or Herbalife
>>or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
>>
>>Jill
>
>Yeah but... gated communities may as well display a sign on the gate,
>"Peyton Place". hehe
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 07:44:59 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 8:51:08 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> > I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons. If you tell them,
>> > "No one on our block wants your shit," and go out in front of your
>> > house like you might follow them, they leave.
>> I've had both come to my door. I politely tell them I'm not interested
>> but leave some literature and I will read it. So they do, and I do read
>> it. It's that simple and polite. They never come back.
>>
>> Note: this is required by their religions. They probably don't like
>> knocking on doors either.
>>
>They choose to be part of their stupid, door-knocking religion.
>>
>--Bryan
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Fri, 4 Jun 2021 07:52:06 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Thursday, June 3, 2021 at 9:41:04 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Thursday, June 3, 2021 at 9:01:15 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> > On Thu, 3 Jun 2021 04:53:05 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Thursday, June 3, 2021 at 7:27:42 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> I'm not sure what "calls past" means (I even looked it up).
>> > >
>> > > We would say "drops by".
>> >
>> > Somebody knocks or rings on the door when I'm not expecting it I
>> > don't even look out peephole 19 out of 20 times. The door doesn't
>> > get opened.
>> >
>> > I was cornered by a roofing salesman a couple weeks ago ("Kyle")
>> > while I was sitting on the porch and I told him "Not interested.
>> > Keep on walking" before he even entered the driveway. Then 10 more
>> > times... "Please leave", "Just go away", "Get off my property",
>> > "stop walking. Turn around. DO NOT COME ANY CLOSER", "get the ****
>> > off my property", :"Now get the **** out of my yard!", "Yo! WTF IS
>> > YOUR PROBLEM DUDE!?!".... all the while he's trying to sell me a
>> > roof while advancing on me on the porch criticizing my 'attitude',
>> > criticising, my lawn, my trees, my bushes (which I had just trimmed
>> > and were spread out all over the yard)... "May I ask who did your
>> > roof last time?"
>>
>> "Please show me your peddler's license."
>
>You wouldn't say that if it were Publishers Clearing House.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:

>
> I don't have that problem now.Â* Gated communities can be a wonderful
> thing.Â* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or Herbalife
> or Watkins or Avon, either.Â* Whew!
>
> Jill

Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
coming to the door. They usually just walk away.

On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't have that problem now.Â* Gated communities can be a wonderful
>> thing.Â* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
>> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either.Â* Whew!
>>
>> Jill
>
> Our community gates are open until 6 PM/Â* There are signs "No
> Soliciting".Â* I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
> coming to the door.Â* They usually just walk away.

There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
sell me anything.

Jill

jmcquown wrote:
> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> I don't have that problem now.Â* Gated communities can be a
>>> wonderful thing.Â* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like
>>> Amway or Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either.Â* Whew!
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Our community gates are open until 6 PM/Â* There are signs "No
>> Soliciting".Â* I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to
>> anyone coming to the door.Â* They usually just walk away.
>
> There are signs like that at the entrance here.* The gates are
> manned 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or
> if someone didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in.* Generally
> only people I know come to the door (they do call first) and they
> aren't trying to sell me anything.
>
> Jill

Does Popeye still call yoose at 2 AM?

Giggity giggity goo!

On Sat, 5 Jun 2021 21:08:37 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't have that problem now.* Gated communities can be a wonderful
>> thing.* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or Herbalife
>> or Watkins or Avon, either.* Whew!
>>
>> Jill
>
>Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
>Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Sat, 5 Jun 2021 20:48:44 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>jmcquown wrote:
>> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't have that problem now.Â* Gated communities can be a
>>>> wonderful thing.Â* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like
>>>> Amway or Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either.Â* Whew!
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Our community gates are open until 6 PM/Â* There are signs "No
>>> Soliciting".Â* I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to
>>> anyone coming to the door.Â* They usually just walk away.
>>
>> There are signs like that at the entrance here.* The gates are
>> manned 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or
>> if someone didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in.* Generally
>> only people I know come to the door (they do call first) and they
>> aren't trying to sell me anything.
>>
>> Jill
>
>Does Popeye still call yoose at 2 AM?
>
>Giggity giggity goo!
>
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Sat, 5 Jun 2021 21:08:37 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>
>>
>> I don't have that problem now.* Gated communities can be a wonderful
>> thing.* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or Herbalife
>> or Watkins or Avon, either.* Whew!
>>
>> Jill
>
>Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
>Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Sat, 5 Jun 2021 21:31:00 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> I don't have that problem now.* Gated communities can be a wonderful
>>> thing.* My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
>>> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either.* Whew!
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Our community gates are open until 6 PM/* There are signs "No
>> Soliciting".* I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>> coming to the door.* They usually just walk away.
>
>There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
>24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
>didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
>know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
>sell me anything.
>
>Jill
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Saturday, June 5, 2021 at 9:31:08 PM UTC-4, wrote:
> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
> >> thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
> >> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> > Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
> > Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
> > coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
> There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
> 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
> didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
> know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
> sell me anything.

I would certainly hope that people you know don't try that. Shaking down family and friends isn't good.

On Sun, 6 Jun 2021 18:03:19 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Saturday, June 5, 2021 at 9:31:08 PM UTC-4, wrote:
>> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> > On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
>> >> thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
>> >> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
>> >>
>> >> Jill
>> >
>> > Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
>> > Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>> > coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
>> There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
>> 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
>> didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
>> know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
>> sell me anything.
>
>I would certainly hope that people you know don't try that. Shaking down family and friends isn't good.

Quoi?

--
Not Dave Smith

On Mon, 07 Jun 2021 11:10:47 +1000, Dave Smith >
wrote:

>On Sun, 6 Jun 2021 18:03:19 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
> wrote:
>
>>On Saturday, June 5, 2021 at 9:31:08 PM UTC-4, wrote:
>>> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> > On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >> I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
>>> >> thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
>>> >> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
>>> >>
>>> >> Jill
>>> >
>>> > Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
>>> > Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>>> > coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
>>> There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
>>> 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
>>> didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
>>> know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
>>> sell me anything.
>>
>>I would certainly hope that people you know don't try that. Shaking down family and friends isn't good.
>
>Quoi?
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Sun, 6 Jun 2021 18:03:19 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Saturday, June 5, 2021 at 9:31:08 PM UTC-4, wrote:
>> On 6/5/2021 9:08 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> > On 6/4/2021 11:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> I don't have that problem now. Gated communities can be a wonderful
>> >> thing. My neighbors don't try to sell me things like Amway or
>> >> Herbalife or Watkins or Avon, either. Whew!
>> >>
>> >> Jill
>> >
>> > Our community gates are open until 6 PM/ There are signs "No
>> > Soliciting". I have a photo of one on my phone and show it to anyone
>> > coming to the door. They usually just walk away.
>> There are signs like that at the entrance here. The gates are manned
>> 24/7 and if you don't have an electronic pass on your car or if someone
>> didn't call in a guest pass you can't get in. Generally only people I
>> know come to the door (they do call first) and they aren't trying to
>> sell me anything.
>
>I would certainly hope that people you know don't try that. Shaking down family and friends isn't good.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith.

On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 3:56:14 PM UTC-4, Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:50:56 -0400, Gary wrote:
>
> > Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> >> I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons.
> >
> > leave some literature [...] I will read it.
>
> Amen on that. I always want to see details of their delusions to better
> protect against them.
> > Note: this is required by their religions.
> I never done this, but I always 'wished' it as Bryan would say:
>
> Props:
>
> 1 - Coffee / tea - stained notebook with hand calligraphy using Unicode
> pages from the opposite side of the planet.
>
> 2 - Empty butane lighter that WILL NOT light.
> Smoker. Ha ha!

On Mon, 7 Jun 2021 05:43:25 -0700 (PDT), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Friday, June 4, 2021 at 3:56:14 PM UTC-4, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:50:56 -0400, Gary wrote:
>>
>> > Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>> >> I've run off both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons.
>> >
>> > leave some literature [...] I will read it.
>>
>> Amen on that. I always want to see details of their delusions to better
>> protect against them.
>> > Note: this is required by their religions.
>> I never done this, but I always 'wished' it as Bryan would say:
>>
>> Props:
>>
>> 1 - Coffee / tea - stained notebook with hand calligraphy using Unicode
>> pages from the opposite side of the planet.
>>
>> 2 - Empty butane lighter that WILL NOT light.
>> Smoker. Ha ha!
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
--
Not Dave Smith