On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 20:10:46 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Apr 2021 18:53:21 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> I just arrived home. I'm still sore all over. I was to take care of
>> the cats while my wife was visiting her family for Easter. She hadn't
>> left for 15 minutes when I fell, how I don't know. I was on the floor
>> and couldn't get up, couldn't reach a phone. So I lay there four days
>> and nights until she came home and found me, called an ambulense and
>> off to a rehab I went.
>
> People your age die within 4 days without at least water. Less if
> they're drinking Crystal Palace.

Who leaves at 5:PM on Easter Sunday to spend 4 days with their
family for Easter? That would be silly.

I smell another Tall Tale from a person of Very Short Stature. You
last posted on Easter Sunday at 4:57PM.

-sw