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Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
(VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!

Cheers!

https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg

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On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 03:43:18 -0500, Sqwertz >
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>Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>(VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>
>Cheers!
>
>https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg


Looks like a labia sandwich. If this is your idea of how to eat pussy,
I'm sorry to tell you you're doing it wrong.

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On 3/26/2021 4:39 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 03:43:18 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg

>
> Looks like a labia sandwich. If this is your idea of how to eat pussy,
> I'm sorry to tell you you're doing it wrong.
>

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Sqwertz wrote:
> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>
> Cheers!
>
> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>
> -sw


What was the "souce"?
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On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 03:43:18 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>(VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>
>Cheers!
>
>https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>
>-sw


I would eat that right now. Good bread, right amount of meat and
kraut.
Wish I had a sandwich like that right now.
Janet US


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On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 21:01:25 -0400, Alex wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>>
>> -sw

>
> What was the "souce"?


Mayo, ketchup, onion and garlic powders, and pickled smokey grilled
serrano peppers.

-sw
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On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>
> Cheers!
>
> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>
> -sw


I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.

Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.

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On 3/27/2021 1:17 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>>
>> -sw

>
> I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
>
> Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>


I'd pay that for a steak but when properly cooked on a smoker I doubt
there is much difference.
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On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 10:17:02 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg

>
> I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
>
> Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.


A lot of people see "Wagyu" and think that means sits better than
USDA Prime. It's not. You still need to look for the word
"American" Wagyu (which means its less than 51% Wagyu, often only
10-25%), and the USDA Grading. Much if the American Wagyu doesn't
grade any better (and taste any better) than regular USDA Choice.

Prime graded 100% Wagyu would be $19.95 for brisket.

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On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 3:31:32 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 10:17:02 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> > On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> >> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
> >> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
> >> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
> >> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
> >> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
> >>
> >> Cheers!
> >>
> >> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg

> >
> > I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
> >
> > Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.

> A lot of people see "Wagyu" and think that means sits better than
> USDA Prime. It's not. You still need to look for the word
> "American" Wagyu (which means its less than 51% Wagyu, often only
> 10-25%), and the USDA Grading. Much if the American Wagyu doesn't
> grade any better (and taste any better) than regular USDA Choice.
>
> Prime graded 100% Wagyu would be $19.95 for brisket.


Sorry, I wasn't interested enough to read the whole label. I was
there for skinless, boneless chicken breast and silken tofu.

Cindy Hamilton


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On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:31:03 -0500, Sqwertz >
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>On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 10:17:02 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>>
>>> Cheers!
>>>
>>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg

>>
>> I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
>>
>> Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.

>
>A lot of people see "Wagyu" and think that means sits better than
>USDA Prime. It's not. You still need to look for the word
>"American" Wagyu (which means its less than 51% Wagyu, often only
>10-25%), and the USDA Grading. Much if the American Wagyu doesn't
>grade any better (and taste any better) than regular USDA Choice.
>
>Prime graded 100% Wagyu would be $19.95 for brisket.
>
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do you mean $19.95/#?
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On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 12:37:47 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> Sorry, I wasn't interested enough to read the whole label. I was
> there for skinless, boneless chicken breast and silken tofu.


Don't those both taste the same?

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On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 13:48:13 -0600, US Janet wrote:

> On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:31:03 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 10:17:02 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>>>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>>>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>>>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>>>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>>>
>>>> Cheers!
>>>>
>>>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>>>
>>> I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
>>>
>>> Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.

>>
>>A lot of people see "Wagyu" and think that means sits better than
>>USDA Prime. It's not. You still need to look for the word
>>"American" Wagyu (which means its less than 51% Wagyu, often only
>>10-25%), and the USDA Grading. Much if the American Wagyu doesn't
>>grade any better (and taste any better) than regular USDA Choice.
>>
>>Prime graded 100% Wagyu would be $19.95 for brisket.
>>
>>-sw

>
> do you mean $19.95/#?
> Janet US


Yes.
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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2021 21:01:25 -0400, Alex wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>>
>>> Cheers!
>>>
>>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>>>
>>> -sw

>> What was the "souce"?

> Mayo, ketchup, onion and garlic powders, and pickled smokey grilled
> serrano peppers.
>
> -sw


Sounds damn good but I gotta have my horseradish sauce on Rubens...
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Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
>> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
>> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
>> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
>> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
>>
>> Cheers!
>>
>> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
>>
>> -sw

> I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
>
> Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


They will probably shrink to 1/3rd their original size and taste exactly
the same as the "cheep" stuff.


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On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 5:04:24 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 12:37:47 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
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> > Sorry, I wasn't interested enough to read the whole label. I was
> > there for skinless, boneless chicken breast and silken tofu.

> Don't those both taste the same?


Heh. Good one.

I know you like a blast of competing flavors in your food, but if
you can't taste the difference you might consider seeing your
doctor.

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On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 9:48:49 PM UTC-4, Alex wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> >> Hey, Doc! I just wanted to say thanks. Your treatment worked great!
> >> I took one of these every morning at brunch for 7 days as prescribed
> >> (VIA oral route) and my depression is healed! You're the greatest!
> >> Enjoy your vacation in Fiji with the $20K/hour invoice I remitted
> >> last week. I'll be calling you for a refill when you return!
> >>
> >> Cheers!
> >>
> >> https://i.redd.it/p8szllue29p61.jpg
> >>
> >> -sw

> > I was at the "fancy" store this morning. It's pretty much Whole Foods lite.
> >
> > Wagyu corned beef brisket. $19.99 per pound.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton

> They will probably shrink to 1/3rd their original size and taste exactly
> the same as the "cheep" stuff.


Yep. Knowing that the place is basically a local version of Whole Foods,
I'm sure it was grass-fed and never suffered a day of anxiety in its life.
Staff were on hand 24/7 to see to its physical, mental, and spiritual
health.

Cindy Hamilton
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