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Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 23-03-2021 02:29 PM

Turn vanilla pudding into custard?
 
On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:23:39 AM UTC-4, Lenona wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >
> > And if you were comparing the price of oil to the price of molasses,
> > it might matter. But why would you do that?

> No, it's about recognizing what's a bargain and what isn't.
>
> Here's the first half of that article, from a reader in Alice, Texas:
>
> "I made a discovery. I purchased a jar of generic honey that read '32 oz. net weight.' I put the honey in a syrup bottle that read '24 fluid ounces.' I discovered that 32 ounces net weight of honey fits in a bottle that holds 24 fluid ounces of syrup. This showed me that the price of the generic honey was average and I made no savings. Read the labels and know the measurements."
>
>
> Lenona.


If you were going to buy premium honey rather than generic, it would also read 32 oz.
net weight. All you have to do is compare the prices on the two jars.


Cindy Hamilton

Dave Smith[_1_] 23-03-2021 02:35 PM

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On 2021-03-23 10:23 a.m., Lenona wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>
>> And if you were comparing the price of oil to the price of molasses,
>> it might matter. But why would you do that?

>
> No, it's about recognizing what's a bargain and what isn't.
>
> Here's the first half of that article, from a reader in Alice, Texas:
>
> "I made a discovery. I purchased a jar of generic honey that read '32 oz. net weight.' I put the honey in a syrup bottle that read '24 fluid ounces.' I discovered that 32 ounces net weight of honey fits in a bottle that holds 24 fluid ounces of syrup. This showed me that the price of the generic honey was average and I made no savings. Read the labels and know the measurements."
>

That shows that you got confused between weight and fluid ounces. Ounces
are weight and Fluid ounces are volume. If you ask Mrs. Google how many
ounces there are in 24. fluid oz of honey you will see that it works out.

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 23-03-2021 02:45 PM

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On 3/23/2021 9:35 AM, Lenona wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 8:15:50 AM UTC-4, Boron Elgar wrote:
>> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:37:02 -0700 (PDT), Lenona
>> wrote:
>>> Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful? Jeez.

>> If you are reduced to using an unsuccessful Google search or RFC,
>> you've got a serious problem.

>
> Meaning?
>
> After all, there's always a first time when it comes to using a particular recipe - or measuring something. For example, I understand (correct me if I'm wrong) that Europeans typically use a scale when measuring small amounts. So I might make mistakes doing that the first time, if I had to. Though I'm sure Google would be helpful in that case.
>
> But...here's an example of how things can get complicated, when you shop.
>
> From issue #33 of the Tightwad Gazette:
>
> "16 fl. oz. of water equals 16 oz. net wt. But 16 fl.oz. of oil,
> syrup, honey and molasses, equals 14, 20, 22, and 23 oz. net wt.,
> respectively. When comparing same-sized containers of these items,
> figure fl. oz. equals 114%, 80%, 73% and 70% of the net wt. price,
> respectively."
>


That matters if priced by weight. Most are priced by volume so a pint
is still a pint. Taking two of the items on your list, maple syrup comes
in quart containers but honey is 1 pound in a bottle. I never had the
need to compare maple syrup to honey though.

Boron Elgar[_1_] 23-03-2021 04:42 PM

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:35:43 -0700 (PDT), Lenona >
wrote:

>On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 8:15:50 AM UTC-4, Boron Elgar wrote:
>> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:37:02 -0700 (PDT), Lenona
>> wrote:
>> > Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful? Jeez.

>> If you are reduced to using an unsuccessful Google search or RFC,
>> you've got a serious problem.

>
>Meaning?


Quit the bullshit. You know exactly what it means. You are revoltingly
disingenuous in your statement. Of course, it isn't your usual
click-bait or anti-child screed, but I bet you understand.....
>
>After all, there's always a first time when it comes to using a particular recipe - or measuring something. For example, I understand (correct me if I'm wrong) that Europeans typically use a scale when measuring small amounts. So I might make mistakes doing that the first time, if I had to. Though I'm sure Google would be helpful in that case.


Oh Lord in Heaven, just take me now...here she is, no stranger to this
group, however useless, and suddenly pretending not to be sure of
diffs in measurement, but guessing that gosh, maybe Google could help
with that....puh-leez.
>
>But...here's an example of how things can get complicated, when you shop.


When YOU shop.
>
>From issue #33 of the Tightwad Gazette:
>
>"16 fl. oz. of water equals 16 oz. net wt. But 16 fl.oz. of oil,
>syrup, honey and molasses, equals 14, 20, 22, and 23 oz. net wt.,
>respectively. When comparing same-sized containers of these items,
>figure fl. oz. equals 114%, 80%, 73% and 70% of the net wt. price,
>respectively."


Don't break that arm of yours....




Bruce[_29_] 23-03-2021 08:14 PM

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:35:43 -0700 (PDT), Lenona >
wrote:

>On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 8:15:50 AM UTC-4, Boron Elgar wrote:
>> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:37:02 -0700 (PDT), Lenona
>> wrote:
>> > Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful? Jeez.

>> If you are reduced to using an unsuccessful Google search or RFC,
>> you've got a serious problem.

>
>Meaning?


Are you trying to replace Julie on here?

--
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Bruce[_29_] 23-03-2021 08:16 PM

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 12:42:36 -0400, Boron Elgar
> wrote:

>On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:35:43 -0700 (PDT), Lenona >
>wrote:
>
>>On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 8:15:50 AM UTC-4, Boron Elgar wrote:
>>> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 04:37:02 -0700 (PDT), Lenona
>>> wrote:
>>> > Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful? Jeez.
>>> If you are reduced to using an unsuccessful Google search or RFC,
>>> you've got a serious problem.

>>
>>Meaning?

>
>Quit the bullshit. You know exactly what it means. You are revoltingly
>disingenuous in your statement. Of course, it isn't your usual
>click-bait or anti-child screed, but I bet you understand.....
>>
>>After all, there's always a first time when it comes to using a particular recipe - or measuring something. For example, I understand (correct me if I'm wrong) that Europeans typically use a scale when measuring small amounts. So I might make mistakes doing that the first time, if I had to. Though I'm sure Google would be helpful in that case.

>
>Oh Lord in Heaven, just take me now...here she is, no stranger to this
>group, however useless, and suddenly pretending not to be sure of
>diffs in measurement, but guessing that gosh, maybe Google could help
>with that....puh-leez.


LOL. Yes. Juile Bove's legacy lives on......................

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[email protected][_2_] 23-03-2021 09:40 PM

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On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 3:14:27 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>
> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:35:43 -0700 (PDT), Lenona >
> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful?
> >> >

> Are you trying to replace Julie on here?
>

Lenona keeps digging that hole.

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-digg...el-gif-5293997

Bruce[_29_] 23-03-2021 09:57 PM

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On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 14:40:12 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 3:14:27 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:35:43 -0700 (PDT), Lenona >
>> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > Where else is one supposed to ask questions when Google isn't helpful?
>> >> >

>> Are you trying to replace Julie on here?
>>

>Lenona keeps digging that hole.
>
>https://tenor.com/view/whatever-digg...el-gif-5293997


Next stop: China. Or maybe Bothell.

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bruce bowser 23-03-2021 10:14 PM

Turn vanilla pudding into custard?
 
On Sunday, March 21, 2021 at 11:21:43 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Sunday, March 21, 2021 at 10:39:28 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
> > On 3/21/2021 10:33 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > On Sunday, March 21, 2021 at 10:24:35 AM UTC-4, Dave Smith wrote:
> > >> On 2021-03-21 10:09 a.m., Lenona wrote:
> > >>> Believe me, if I hadn't found that frosting in the discount section, I wouldn't have considered it.
> > >>>
> > >>> I suppose I really shouldn't buy mixes just because they're half off. Especially pudding. Or cake.
> > >>>
> > >>> But I'm still curious to know if anyone's made that experiment with pudding mix. After, if there were an emergency that called for custard in a hurry and you didn't have time to make one from scratch (or run to the store for custard powder), what would you do?
> > >>>
> > >> Don't they all have to be cooked?
> > >
> > > Jello Brand Instant Pudding doesn't have to be cooked.

> > Have you ever used that? Not good at all.

> I'm not sure. I may have used it when I was a kid. Nowadays if I wanted
> pudding, I'd make it from scratch. It's not difficult. I'd have to get some
> cocoa, though. All I have on hand is semisweet chocolate.


.... and probably Vanilla. Everyone has Vanilla.

JTEM 24-03-2021 06:55 AM

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wrote:

> Good grief, why not make a decent one from scratch? What you are attempting
> to concoct would not even be a poor example of Boston cream pie.


Said with a webtv address, so that none of the irony would be lost.






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JTEM 24-03-2021 06:56 AM

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Gary wrote:

> Eat a peanut butter sandwich and forget the cake until you can make it
> right. :)


Why'd you say anything if you haven't a clue :)





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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:02 AM

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wrote:

> So, who held a gun to your head and made you buy the 'discount frosting'?


Lol! You're a ****!

> If it's going to cause such a dilemma I'd steer clear of mixes if I were you.


Did it ever occur to you to just not respond when you didn't have an answer?

> Simple. I'd not make a dessert that called for a custard if I didn't have the correct ingredients
> to make one.


So you're "Arguing" that you're uncreative, unable to many without rigid instructions.

> Why you always imagine these predicaments or get yourself into them is a mystery
> to me. Have you considered taking a 7th grade home economics class?


Lol! Like I said, you're a real ****! Why even respond? Sit on your hands (But make
sure you wash them afterwards)





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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:07 AM

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wrote:

> Because you're always asking for help with the simplest of recipes.


And you should be begging for help with anger management.

It honestly shouldn't throw you into a tizzy like this, people asking about
cooking in a cooking discussion group.

> There's nothing wrong with experimenting.


Nothing wrong with you getting therapy and properly medicated, but you
can't seem to manage that one either.

> What in sam hill your


Omg, you're such a ****! Seriously. Yank the pineapple out of there, see
if that improves your mood any.





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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:08 AM

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wrote:

> Personally, I don't think


Nor do you receive the necessary therapy, from the looks of things.

(Psst. Looks aren't always deceiving)




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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:09 AM

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Dave Smith wrote:

> It is a nice change from her posting a link to click bait.


Out of curiosity, and just for the laugh: What is it you mistakenly
believe "Click Bait" to be?

You trolls always get everything wrong...




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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:11 AM

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Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> If you were going to buy premium honey rather than generic


Lol!

What makes It "Premium?"

"Generic" would be opposed to "Name Brand" not "Premium."




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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:15 AM

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Boron Elgar wrote:

> Quit the bullshit. You know exactly what it means. You are revoltingly
> disingenuous in your statement. Of course, it isn't your usual
> click-bait or


Hmm. What are the odds that TWO jackasses wouldn't know what "Click
Bait" means, both in the same group, both upset that someone was
asking about cooking in a cooking discussion group?

Troll.




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JTEM 24-03-2021 07:16 AM

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Bruce wrote:

> LOL. Yes.


You're a very needy person. Several, in fact.







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[email protected][_2_] 24-03-2021 03:29 PM

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On Wednesday, March 24, 2021 at 1:55:49 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>
> wrote:
>
> > Good grief, why not make a decent one from scratch? What you are attempting
> > to concoct would not even be a poor example of Boston cream pie.

>
> Said with a webtv address, so that none of the irony would be lost.
>
> https://jtem.tumblr.com/post/646422620667019264
>

It's a fake address, dipshit just like your gmail address. But that's ok, poor
little ol' Lenona has to call upon her friends for support and have them come
here as a troll to defend her.

[email protected][_2_] 24-03-2021 03:36 PM

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On Wednesday, March 24, 2021 at 2:16:23 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>
> You're a very needy person. Several, in fact.
>

https://i.postimg.cc/zGzJkmH7/Yawning-smiley.jpg

JTEM 26-03-2021 01:03 AM

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wrote:

> It's a fake address


The planet "Got it," ****. You're a troll.

Now go back to your microwave,







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JTEM 26-03-2021 01:06 AM

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Troll, wrote:

[...]

When was the last time they even wheeled you into the kitchen?





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bruce bowser 26-03-2021 03:48 PM

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On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:29:50 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:23:39 AM UTC-4, Lenona wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-4, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > >
> > > And if you were comparing the price of oil to the price of molasses,
> > > it might matter. But why would you do that?

> > No, it's about recognizing what's a bargain and what isn't.
> >
> > Here's the first half of that article, from a reader in Alice, Texas:
> >
> > "I made a discovery. I purchased a jar of generic honey that read '32 oz. net weight.' I put the honey in a syrup bottle that read '24 fluid ounces.' I discovered that 32 ounces net weight of honey fits in a bottle that holds 24 fluid ounces of syrup. This showed me that the price of the generic honey was average and I made no savings. Read the labels and know the measurements."
> >
> >
> > Lenona.

> If you were going to buy premium honey rather than generic, it would also read 32 oz.
> net weight. All you have to do is compare the prices on the two jars.


I didn't realize that there was a difference between premium and generic honey. Is one just older?

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 26-03-2021 06:26 PM

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On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 11:48:14 AM UTC-4, bruce bowser wrote:

> I didn't realize that there was a difference between premium and generic honey. Is one just older?


<https://www.insider.com/fake-honey-problems-how-it-works-2020-9>

Cindy Hamilton

[email protected][_2_] 26-03-2021 08:02 PM

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On Thursday, March 25, 2021 at 8:04:02 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>
> wrote:
>
> > It's a fake address

>
> The planet "Got it," ****. You're a troll.
>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Tell Lenona to stop sulking and come back with some more
'recipes' and questions. We'd like some click bait articles, too.


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