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Tomatoes - faulty measurements?
BryanGSimmons wrote:
> On 3/2/2021 11:28 PM, Mike Duffy wrote: >> On Tue, 02 Mar 2021 19:47:51 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote: >> >>> I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making >>> someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the >>> person. >> >> It sounds like a way to get herpes. I'd need to hear a convincing >> story I >> could use to explain that to my wife first. >> > Mike, you wash the toothbrush before you rub it on your asshole, > assuming that you are going to rub it on your asshole at all, > rather than just telling the person that you had repeatedly > rubbed it on your asshole, because there's no way that the > person would have to know whether you actually rubbed the > toothbrush on your asshole.* In fact, whether or not you had > actually rubbed the toothbrush on your asshole would have no > effect on whether the person who fed you cricket *believed* you > when you told her that you had repeatedly rubbed her toothbrush > on your asshole. > > There would be no explaining to your wife, if you were the > hypothetical or real nephew who subsequently married the > girlfriend about herpes.* That's not to say that the girlfriend > who was fed the cricket cakes didn't subsequently break up with > you, and you married a different woman who had never been fed > cricket cakes by the crazy aunt.* That's also not to say that you > might not have other conflicts with other family members about > telling the aunt that you had repeatedly rubbed her toothbrush > on your asshole, whether or not you *actually* rubbed the > toothbrush on your asshole. > > I hope that this clarifies things for you. > Hush! You're getting master druce all worked up. |
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