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Default Tomatoes - faulty measurements?

On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 03:53:16 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>On 3/2/2021 7:56 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-03-02 8:47 p.m., BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>> On 3/2/2021 6:24 PM, Dave Smith wrote:

>>
>>>> I would never tell someone that I had rubbed their toothbrush on my
>>>> ass. I would prefer to know that every time they brush their teeth
>>>> their would be traces of me on the brush.
>>>
>>> I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making
>>> someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the person.
>>>

>>
>> They would be really ****ed to be told that you had done it, but they
>> would throw it out and get a new one. If you actually did it and didn't
>> tell them they would be putting your ass in their mouth a couple times a
>> day.
>>

>I wouldn't want my ass in her mouth. I would want her to experience
>49 times the disgust she inflicted upon me, plus 49 times the disgust
>she inflicted upon my girlfriend, which is 98 times. Sure, she could
>change her toothbrush, but she could never change the past. You should
>share my idea with your son. Creative revenge is a joy.


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