On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> >> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
> >>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
> >>>
> >>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
> >>>
> >>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
> >>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
> >>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
> >>>
> >>> Cindy Hamilton
> >>>
> >> I snipped nothing here.
> >> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
> >>
> >> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
> >>
> >> Busted! Pants on fire!
> >
> > Don't be a dick.
> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL

Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
"A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
because we would never eat that much before it went bad."

And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.

Cindy Hamilton

On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> >> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>> >>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>> >>>
>> >>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>> >>>
>> >>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>> >>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>> >>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>> >>>
>> >>> Cindy Hamilton
>> >>>
>> >> I snipped nothing here.
>> >> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>> >>
>> >> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>> >>
>> >> Busted! Pants on fire!
>> >
>> > Don't be a dick.
>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>
>Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>"A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>
>And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.

Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.

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On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>
>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>
>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>
>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>
>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>
>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>
>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>
> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.


====

Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!

On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
wrote:

>On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>>
>>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>>
>>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>>
>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>
>
>====
>
> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!

That would explain a lot.

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On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
wrote:

>On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>>
>>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>>
>>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>>
>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>
>
>====
>
> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!

there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
let someone else clear it up

On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
wrote:

>On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>wrote:
>
>>On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>
>>====
>>
>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>
>there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>let someone else clear it up

If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
him to Vietnam.

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Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>
>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>
>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>
>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>
>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>
>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>
>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>
> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>

Man, that talk of flies and shit sure drew you in quickly.

On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written

You said 'never do' (present) but grammatically this can be taken as
'never before' xor 'never again'.

(The 'xor' comes from integrating time-symmetric quantum equations
defining our lives where time is multiplied by 'i' before doing anything
else. (-1 = i * i)

So it depends on if your attention is focused on the future or the past.

On 3/3/2021 10:23 AM, Gary wrote:
> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>
>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>
>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>
>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>
>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>
>> Don't be a dick.
>
> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick?Â* LOL
> Giant old lady underpants on fire!
>
You probably don't even remember what ladies' underpants
look like.


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On 3/1/2021 10:55 AM, Gary wrote:
> On 2/28/2021 7:48 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>> On 2/25/2021 2:16 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2021 13:52:11 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>
>>>> My god you people.Â* How hard is it to get out the stick blender and
>>>> make decent mayonnaise.
>>>
>>> What do YOU do when you want ketchup or mustard?Â* At least thsoe
>>> have a much less change of having salmonella.Â* And I prefer the
>>> taste and convenience of store-bought condiments over my own.
>>>
>> But Steve, that's apples and oranges.Â* The shit they sell as
>> mayonnaise is shitty.Â* They use shitty oil.Â* They often use egg
>> whites, and most often use vinegar.Â* I'm not knocking the shelf-
>> stable aspect vs. freshly made, but this shit like Hellman's, Kraft,
>> ****ing whatever is a shitty ingredient.
>>
>> You might be happy to know that in an otherwise blissful marriage,
>> that there are conflicts.Â* I went into the store and bought my wife
>> a jar of that wino beatoff.Â* There was some discussion about why
>> she didn't just get out the stick blender, but I think that I've
>> figured it out, thanks to you, Steve.
>>
>> It's not that she is afraid of salmonella.Â* She understands that
>> with commercially produced, bleach washed eggs the chance that
>> the yolk would be infected by salmonella is about zero, but she
>> icks on raw yolk, like I ick on raw albumin.
>>>
>>> Your high horse is only a Little Pony, Byran.
>>>
>> "Byran"?Â* Are you confusing me with a *My Little Pony* character
>> called Byran?Â* Are you a "Bronie"?
>
> All that rant aside...many here have said how superior homemade mayo is
> and every single one has said that they never make it as they don't eat
> enough to bother making it.Â* lol
>
> So...if it's so superior, why not make some?
>
> Sounds like some mythical superior mayo invisioned yet never made.Â* too
> funny.
>
>
>
Back in The Bonobos days, we had about a year where we had gourmet
breakfasts at Sunday band practices. On one of those days, I asked
our drummer what he was making, and he said, "Mayonnaise." Never
having tasted decent mayonnaise, I expected it to be disgusting, but
it was anything but. Freshly made mayonnaise is not mythical, and
with a stick blender it can be made with only one egg yolk.

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On 03/03/2021 21:20, US Janet wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
> wrote:
>
>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>>>
>>>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>>>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>>>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>>>
>>>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>>>
>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>
>>
>> ====
>>
>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>
> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
> let someone else clear it up
>
===

Ahh OK

On 03/03/2021 21:21, Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>>
>>> ====
>>>
>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>>
>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>> let someone else clear it up
>
> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
> him to Vietnam.
> Well, thanks I wonder what that means

On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>
>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>>
>>> ====
>>>
>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>>
>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>> let someone else clear it up
>
> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
> him to Vietnam.

heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but I
wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.

I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o

Bruce wrote:
> Gary wrote:
>> My grandfather stayed very healthy up to age 94. Then the "family"
>> decided he shouldn't do certain things that he always loved like rabbit
>> hunting with his dogs. Too old to be out in the woods, they said.
>>
>> From that point, he slowly just wasted away until he died at 97.

> But think how many rabbits were saved

Good point. The last time I ate rabbit was one that my grandfather had
killed. I was about 15 years old then.

The bunnies are cute but they can sometimes get overpopulated and become
very destructive. Didn't that happen once in Australia? I seem to
remember a documentary about that.

On 3/3/2021 12:51 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>> Don't be a dick.
>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>
> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>
> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.

Sorry but that's what us flys like to do.

I wrote a dumb short story about food and flys once. I'll see if I still
have it. Called, "A Nachos Story" and posted to another ng many years ago.

I'll repost it if I still have it saved. It "can" be found on the
internet but I won't bother with that...probably would take forever to
find it.

On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 9:14:06 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>
> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
> all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>
Not everybody who got drafted went to Vietnam. If you scored high
enough on your tests you were most likely stationed somewhere
else.

On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 11:06:39 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 9:14:06 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> >
> > I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
> > all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>
> Not everybody who got drafted went to Vietnam. If you scored high
> enough on your tests you were most likely stationed somewhere
> else.

Or if your pa's name was George HW Bush or Fred C Trump. Don't you know how us men think yet, Joan?

On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 10:57:15 AM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote:
>
> Or if your pa's name was George HW Bush or Fred C Trump. Don't you know how us men think yet, Joan?
>
My statement had nothing to do with who got privileges, imagined or not.

On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:15:01 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>Bruce wrote:
>> Gary wrote:
>>> My grandfather stayed very healthy up to age 94. Then the "family"
>>> decided he shouldn't do certain things that he always loved like rabbit
>>> hunting with his dogs. Too old to be out in the woods, they said.
>>>
>>> From that point, he slowly just wasted away until he died at 97.
>
>> But think how many rabbits were saved
>
>Good point. The last time I ate rabbit was one that my grandfather had
>killed. I was about 15 years old then.
>
>The bunnies are cute but they can sometimes get overpopulated and become
>very destructive. Didn't that happen once in Australia? I seem to
>remember a documentary about that.

They shouldn't be here at all, neither should foxes. But the English
brought their toys back in the day. And now they're a problem. And
then there are cane toads, but they're not the fault of the English.

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On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:13:55 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>
>>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>>>
>>>> ====
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>>>
>>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>>> let someone else clear it up
>>
>> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
>> him to Vietnam.
>
>heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but I
>wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
>
>I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
>all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o

Next time they should start by sending the president.

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On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 09:23:17 +0000, Ophelia >
wrote:

>On 03/03/2021 21:20, US Janet wrote:
>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 11:26:04 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>>> On 3/3/2021 10:06 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wednesday, March 3, 2021 at 9:49:45 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 3/3/2021 4:26 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 6:31:50 PM UTC-5, bruce bowser wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tuesday, March 2, 2021 at 10:14:00 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. I never do that, either.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Its possible to deep fry whole pork sections, too.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not the same, really. Where does the stuffing go?
>>>>>>>>> When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with bread, onions, and celery.
>>>>>>>>> Just like a Thanksgiving turkey.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I snipped nothing here.
>>>>>>>> You just say above that you never roast a whole pig
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But then you said, " When we roast a whole pig, we stuff it with..."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Busted! Pants on fire!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't be a dick.
>>>>>> I called you on your lie. That makes me a dick? LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, because I didn't lie. I should have written
>>>>> "A whole roast pig makes excellent eating. We no longer do that, either,
>>>>> because we would never eat that much before it went bad."
>>>>>
>>>>> And you jumped on it like a fly on shit.
>>>>
>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>>>
>>>
>>> ====
>>>
>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>>
>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>> let someone else clear it up
>>
>===
>
> Ahh OK
>

lol

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On 04/03/2021 18:31, Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:15:01 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Bruce wrote:
>>> Gary wrote:
>>>> My grandfather stayed very healthy up to age 94. Then the "family"
>>>> decided he shouldn't do certain things that he always loved like rabbit
>>>> hunting with his dogs. Too old to be out in the woods, they said.
>>>>
>>>> From that point, he slowly just wasted away until he died at 97.
>>
>>> But think how many rabbits were saved
>>
>> Good point. The last time I ate rabbit was one that my grandfather had
>> killed. I was about 15 years old then.
>>
>> The bunnies are cute but they can sometimes get overpopulated and become
>> very destructive. Didn't that happen once in Australia? I seem to
>> remember a documentary about that.
>
> They shouldn't be here at all, neither should foxes. But the English
> brought their toys back in the day. And now they're a problem. And
> then there are cane toads, but they're not the fault of the English.
>
===

Gosh! At last, something is not our fault <G>

On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 10:20:26 +0000, Ophelia >
wrote:

>On 04/03/2021 18:31, Bruce wrote:
>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:15:01 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>>
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>> Gary wrote:
>>>>> My grandfather stayed very healthy up to age 94. Then the "family"
>>>>> decided he shouldn't do certain things that he always loved like rabbit
>>>>> hunting with his dogs. Too old to be out in the woods, they said.
>>>>>
>>>>> From that point, he slowly just wasted away until he died at 97.
>>>
>>>> But think how many rabbits were saved
>>>
>>> Good point. The last time I ate rabbit was one that my grandfather had
>>> killed. I was about 15 years old then.
>>>
>>> The bunnies are cute but they can sometimes get overpopulated and become
>>> very destructive. Didn't that happen once in Australia? I seem to
>>> remember a documentary about that.
>>
>> They shouldn't be here at all, neither should foxes. But the English
>> brought their toys back in the day. And now they're a problem. And
>> then there are cane toads, but they're not the fault of the English.
>>
>===
>
> Gosh! At last, something is not our fault <G>

No, it's not Australians thought cane toads -imported from the
Carribean- would eat the cane beetles that were destroying sugar cane
harvests. But they didn't. They're only good at procreating!

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On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 1:32:08 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:13:55 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
> >On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
> >> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
> >>>>
> >>>> ====
> >>>>
> >>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
> >>>
> >>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
> >>> let someone else clear it up
> >>
> >> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
> >> him to Vietnam.
> >
> >heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but I
> >wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
> >
> >I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
> >all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
> Next time they should start by sending the president.
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And strangely not start with all billionaires and millionaires?

Bruce wrote:
> Next time they should start by sending the president.

I can agree with that. The world leaders start wars but then sit back
and let all us pawns fight and kill each other. Why do we agree to do that?

On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 06:30:38 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
> wrote:

>On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 1:32:08 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:13:55 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>>
>> >On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>> >>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> ====
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>> >>>
>> >>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
>> >>> let someone else clear it up
>> >>
>> >> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
>> >> him to Vietnam.
>> >
>> >heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but I
>> >wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
>> >
>> >I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
>> >all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>> Next time they should start by sending the president.
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>And strangely not start with all billionaires and millionaires?

Anybody who takes the decision to send troops.

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On 3/5/2021 1:03 PM, Gary wrote:
> * Bruce wrote:
>> Next time they should start by sending the president.
>
> I can agree with that.
>
Someone like Mike Tyson for Potus, imagine the size
of the Russian President.

The Chinese will send some fat **** Sumo.

On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 19:09:55 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>On 3/1/2021 10:55 AM, Gary wrote:
>> On 2/28/2021 7:48 PM, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>> On 2/25/2021 2:16 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2021 13:52:11 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> My god you people.* How hard is it to get out the stick blender and
>>>>> make decent mayonnaise.
>>>>
>>>> What do YOU do when you want ketchup or mustard?* At least thsoe
>>>> have a much less change of having salmonella.* And I prefer the
>>>> taste and convenience of store-bought condiments over my own.
>>>>
>>> But Steve, that's apples and oranges.* The shit they sell as
>>> mayonnaise is shitty.* They use shitty oil.* They often use egg
>>> whites, and most often use vinegar.* I'm not knocking the shelf-
>>> stable aspect vs. freshly made, but this shit like Hellman's, Kraft,
>>> ****ing whatever is a shitty ingredient.
>>>
>>> You might be happy to know that in an otherwise blissful marriage,
>>> that there are conflicts.* I went into the store and bought my wife
>>> a jar of that wino beatoff.* There was some discussion about why
>>> she didn't just get out the stick blender, but I think that I've
>>> figured it out, thanks to you, Steve.
>>>
>>> It's not that she is afraid of salmonella.* She understands that
>>> with commercially produced, bleach washed eggs the chance that
>>> the yolk would be infected by salmonella is about zero, but she
>>> icks on raw yolk, like I ick on raw albumin.
>>>>
>>>> Your high horse is only a Little Pony, Byran.
>>>>
>>> "Byran"?* Are you confusing me with a *My Little Pony* character
>>> called Byran?* Are you a "Bronie"?
>>
>> All that rant aside...many here have said how superior homemade mayo is
>> and every single one has said that they never make it as they don't eat
>> enough to bother making it.* lol
>>
>> So...if it's so superior, why not make some?
>>
>> Sounds like some mythical superior mayo invisioned yet never made.* too
>> funny.
>>
>>
>>
>Back in The Bonobos days, we had about a year where we had gourmet
>breakfasts at Sunday band practices. On one of those days, I asked
>our drummer what he was making, and he said, "Mayonnaise." Never
>having tasted decent mayonnaise, I expected it to be disgusting, but
>it was anything but. Freshly made mayonnaise is not mythical, and
>with a stick blender it can be made with only one egg yolk.

yes

Gary wrote:

> On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
> > On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
> > > > > On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > > > >
> > > > > Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a
> > > > > bad one.
> > > >
> > > > ====
> > > >
> >>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
> > >
> > > there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so
> > > I'll let someone else clear it up
> >
> > If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to
> > send him to Vietnam.
>
> heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but
> I wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
>
> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get
> an all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o

Don was drafted in 1968 and saw a lot of action. Special forces,
Airborne. Went home then came back in Navy to finish off in 1992. Got
a lot of classified awards and such.

On 3/4/2021 11:06 AM, wrote:
> On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 9:14:06 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>
>> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
>> all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>>
> Not everybody who got drafted went to Vietnam. If you scored high
> enough on your tests you were most likely stationed somewhere
> else.
>
Even if you *enlisted* you didn't automatically get sent to Vietnam. I
know someone who joined the Army in 1968. They sent him to Alabama.

Jill

On Sat, 6 Mar 2021 10:22:13 -0500, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 3/4/2021 11:06 AM, wrote:
>> On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 9:14:06 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>
>>> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
>>> all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>>>
>> Not everybody who got drafted went to Vietnam. If you scored high
>> enough on your tests you were most likely stationed somewhere
>> else.
>>
>Even if you *enlisted* you didn't automatically get sent to Vietnam. I
>know someone who joined the Army in 1968. They sent him to Alabama.

Isn't that worse?

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On Fri, 05 Mar 2021 20:11:23 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:

>Gary wrote:
>
>> On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> > On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia
>> > > > wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>> > > > > On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a
>> > > > > bad one.
>> > > >
>> > > > ====
>> > > >
>> >>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>> > >
>> > > there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so
>> > > I'll let someone else clear it up
>> >
>> > If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to
>> > send him to Vietnam.
>>
>> heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but
>> I wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
>>
>> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get
>> an all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>
>Don was drafted in 1968 and saw a lot of action. Special forces,
>Airborne. Went home then came back in Navy to finish off in 1992. Got
>a lot of classified awards and such.

lol

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On Friday, March 5, 2021 at 1:38:24 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 06:30:38 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
> > wrote:
> >On Thursday, March 4, 2021 at 1:32:08 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> >> On Thu, 4 Mar 2021 10:13:55 -0500, Gary > wrote:
> >> >On 3/3/2021 4:21 PM, Bruce wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet >
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia >
> >> >>> wrote:
> >> >>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
> >> >>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a bad one.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> ====
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so I'll
> >> >>> let someone else clear it up
> >> >>
> >> >> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to send
> >> >> him to Vietnam.
> >> >
> >> >heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but I
> >> >wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
> >> >
> >> >I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get an
> >> >all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
> >> Next time they should start by sending the president.
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> >And strangely not start with all billionaires and millionaires?
>
> Anybody who takes the decision to send troops.

Except Fred C. Trump's son?

>>>> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia
>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a
>>>>>>> bad one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ====
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so
>>>>> I'll let someone else clear it up
>>>>
>>>> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to
>>>> send him to Vietnam.
>>>
>>> heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but
>>> I wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
>>>
>>> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get
>>> an all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
>>
>> Don was drafted in 1968 and saw a lot of action. Special forces,
>> Airborne. Went home then came back in Navy to finish off in 1992. Got
>> a lot of classified awards and such.

======

You should be very proud of him!! My husband served in a very
similar way for 22 years and I am certainly very proud of him)

In article >,
says...
>
> >>>> On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 14:20:25 -0700, US Janet
> >>>> > wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 21:10:06 +0000, Ophelia
> >>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On 03/03/2021 17:55, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 09:51:41 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Gary's a bit of a mood swinger. You must have caught him in a
> >>>>>>> bad one.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> ====
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hmmm he was saying somewhere else, he was nearly 111 old!!!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> there's a storey behind that. I don't recall all the details so
> >>>>> I'll let someone else clear it up
> >>>>
> >>>> If I remember correctly, the US army think Gary's 111 and want to
> >>>> send him to Vietnam.
> >>>
> >>> heh heh. Back in 1972, they were still drafting 19 year old boys but
> >>> I wasn't called - got a high (335) draft number.
> >>>
> >>> I did pass up the opportunity, in 1971, to join the military and get
> >>> an all-expenses paid "one year vacation" in Vietnam. ;o
> >>
> >> Don was drafted in 1968 and saw a lot of action. Special forces,
> >> Airborne. Went home then came back in Navy to finish off in 1992. Got
> >> a lot of classified awards and such.
>
> ======
>
> You should be very proud of him!! My husband served in a very
> similar way

You moron. The Americans are talking about their draft, forced
military conscription when the US was at war.

Your husband was not a conscript, never drafted during a war. He was
still in primary school when National Service ended.

He chose to join up during peacetime.

Janet UK

On 2/25/2021 7:04 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-02-25 7:49 p.m., Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2021 16:24:39 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>> taste and convenience of store-bought condiments over my own.
>>>
>>> Are you kidding? Home made mayo is incredible. I don't use enough mayo
>>> to bother making it, but if I was going to be using a lot for something
>>> I would definitely whip up a batch.
>>
>> If UI was going to be using a lot for something, that would imply
>> I'm making something to share with other people.Â* I don't mind
>> making myself sick, but I don't want to expose others to my possibly
>> salmonella-laden home made mayonnaise.
>>
>> And I'm sure 95% of home made mayos would fail a taste test of 10
>> random people when put up against the name brands.
>>
That's because folks are used to the jarred wino beatoff mayo.
>
> IÂ* thought you were worried about it keeping for a while without going
> bad.Â* I guess this means you don't runny yolks, snotty sunny side eggs,
> wet scrambled eggs, chocolate mousse orÂ* good tira misu. pity. I would
> rather have under cooked eggs than over cooked.Â* I can't say it ever
> worried me.Â* I guess I count on reading about the odd case of salmonella
> that happens to other people.
>
He also touted this shit.
https://ricos.com/products/product-c...-cheese-sauce/

Notice it says, "now Trans Fat FREE." Steve denied it had trans
fats way back when. It did.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwertz/8898099668/

The chance of getting salmonella from an egg yolk are tiny,
and only a complete slob would put egg white in mayonnaise.

"Rico's Rules the Nacho World!"

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On 2/26/2021 1:52 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, February 26, 2021 at 2:04:41 PM UTC-5, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-02-26 12:25 p.m., Gary wrote:
>>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> Gary wrote:
>>>>> If it's so superior, why not make a small amount? Only takes a couple of
>>>>> minutes at very little cost. Evidently it's not all that superior.
>>>>
>>>> It looks like the smallest amount of mayo that can practicably be made
>>>> (using 1 egg yolk) is about 1 cup of mayonnaise.
>>>
You could use half an egg yolk.
>>>
>>> So the cost is one egg and some oil (maybe some other ingredient). So
>>> very cheap to make the superior mayo. Just toss out the rest if you
>>> won't eat it.
>> It is not the cost. It is the work. If I need a spoonful of mayo to
>> make a sandwich I go to the jar.
>
Like the "work" it takes to peel, cut up, boil, and whisk potatoes
with a little cream when you could just use the powdered ones?
>>>
>>> Or...since you've made it, why not eat a bit more and make it less often?
>>>
>>> You need to steal some of those little condiment packs next time you go
>>> to a 7-11 store. They have them.
>> How exactly are they different from the stuff in the jar?
>
> Not that I know about the packets at 7-11, but I would imagine those
> are some crappy brand, and not Hellman's.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
I don't know about 7-11, but I'm pretty sure the ones at Quick Trip
are genuine Hellman's wino beatoff.

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On 2/26/2021 12:41 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Feb 2021 10:20:14 -0400, Lucretia Borgia
> > wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 26 Feb 2021 08:35:01 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>>
>>> Funny to me how many here rave about how homemade mayo is so good but
>>> yet they never bother to make it because they don't eat much of it.
>>>
>>> If it's so superior, why not make a small amount? Only takes a couple of
>>> minutes at very little cost. Evidently it's not all that superior.
>>>
>>> I use Hellman's. Good stuff and I use a lot of it.
>>> If I only used 1-2 TBS a month of mayo, I'd just skip the mayo. You'd
>>> never miss it.
>>>
>>> I've never made my own mayo. Having never tried it, I don't desire it or
>>> miss it. Similar to my old partying days. Three times I was offered a
>>> line of cocaine to snort. Turned down all 3 offers. If I don't try it, I
>>> will never desire it or become hooked on it.
>>>
>>> That was probably one of my smarter decisions.
>>>
>> It is much nicer than bought and not difficult to make, I do still
>> make it if I am cooking for others but not for just me.
>
> Can you share your coke recipe?
>
I don't know why you'd want such a thing.
https://vertavahealth.com/blog/what-...eebase-cocaine

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On 2/26/2021 8:33 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 2/26/2021 8:35 AM, Gary wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>> Are you kidding? Home made mayo is incredible. I don't use enough mayo
>>> to bother making it, but if I was going to be using a lot for something
>>> I would definitely whip up a batch.
>>
>> Funny to me how many here rave about how homemade mayo is so good but
>> yet they never bother to make it because they don't eat much of it.
>>
>> If it's so superior, why not make a small amount? Only takes a couple
>> of minutes at very little cost. Evidently it's not all that superior.
>>
>> I use Hellman's. Good stuff and I use a lot of it.
>> If I only used 1-2 TBS a month of mayo, I'd just skip the mayo. You'd
>> never miss it.
>>
>> I've never made my own mayo. Having never tried it, I don't desire it
>> or miss it. Similar to my old partying days. Three times I was offered
>> a line of cocaine to snort. Turned down all 3 offers. If I don't try
>> it, I will never desire it or become hooked on it.
>>
>> That was probably one of my smarter decisions.Â*
>>
>
> We made it once just to try it.Â* It was good but the effort was just not
> worth it when there is a jar ready to go in the fridge.
>
> You were smart on the cocaine too.Â* I never had the desire to try any
> drugs.
>
I snorted coke exactly once. It made me jittery and was not
particularly pleasant. If I had cocaine, the only thing I'd use
it for is topical analgesia.

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On 2/26/2021 9:27 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-02-26 8:35 a.m., Gary wrote:
>> Dave Smith wrote:
>>> Are you kidding? Home made mayo is incredible. I don't use enough mayo
>>> to bother making it, but if I was going to be using a lot for something
>>> I would definitely whip up a batch.
>>
>> Funny to me how many here rave about how homemade mayo is so good but
>> yet they never bother to make it because they don't eat much of it.
>>
>> If it's so superior, why not make a small amount? Only takes a couple
>> of minutes at very little cost. Evidently it's not all that superior.
>>
>
> It shouldn't be too hard to figure out. A recipe generally involves 2
> egg yolks...Â* you need enough to work with, and a cup of oil.Â* There is
> the work to whip it up, or the work to get out the food processor and to
> clean it up.Â* You end up with more than two cups of really good
> mayonnaise that can be kept safely for about three days.Â* That is a lot
> of work for the big spoonful I am going to use for a batch of tuna salad.
>
>
>
>> I've never made my own mayo. Having never tried it, I don't desire it
>> or miss it. Similar to my old partying days
>
>
> The first time I made it my wife was out at a meeting and I was making a
> light supper for my son. We had leftover chicken and planned on chicken
> salad sandwiches (on baguette).Â* There was no mayo. I looked up a recipe
> and whipped up a batch. I was amazed at how quick and easy it was. It
> was way better than any store bought mayo I had every had, and my son
> loved it.Â* We ended up finding things to do with it and used it up
> before it could go bad.
>
> I made it because I was desperate, and it turned out to be delicious.
>
>
>
> . Three times I was offered a
>> line of cocaine to snort. Turned down all 3 offers. If I don't try it,
>> I will never desire it or become hooked on it.
>>
>> That was probably one of my smarter decisions.Â*
>>
>
>
> That is a great analogy because the stuff is so good that it would leave
> you jonesing for more.
>
>
No, it wouldn't. Gary is a fan of mediocrity.


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