On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip.. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
>
> --Bryan
I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan
> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

This would be a good time to tour a sewage treatment plant.

--Bryan

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan
> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.

I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.

--Bryan

On 2020-12-09 5:00 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
>> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
>>> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
>
> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.
>
>

Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
smell is enough to make most normal people puke.

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-12-09 5:00 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> >>> Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >>>
> >>> --Bryan
> >> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> >
> > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.. Time to find out.
> >
> >
> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.

I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.

--Bryan

On Wed, 09 Dec 2020 14:39:26 -0800, Bryan Simmons wrote:


> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.

Why not the TV cartoon classic Limburger Cheese? Actually, I love that
stuff!

On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:

>>>
>> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
>> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.
>
> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
>
>

I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.

On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 18:30:46 -0500, Dave Smith
> wrote:

>On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>
>>>>
>>> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
>>> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.
>>
>> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
>>
>>
>
>I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.

1. Asparagus
2. Broadbean (fava)
3. Okra

IMO

Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 9 Dec 2020 18:30:46 -0500, Dave Smith
> > wrote:
>
>> On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>>
>>>>>
>>>> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
>>>> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.
>>>
>>> I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.
>
> 1. Asparagus
> 2. Broadbean (fava)
> 3. Okra
>
> IMO
>

They taint the butt fumes?

Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2020-12-09 5:39 p.m., Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 4:04:29 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>
> >>>
> >> Maybe now is the time to try that Swedish canned fermented fish. The
> >> smell is enough to make most normal people puke.
> >
> > I was thinking more along the lines of a bite or two of asparagus.
> >
> >
> I would not want to waste the flavour of asparagus. I love that stuff.

Brothel

Man goes to a brothel. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Polack comes out in five minutes.. "How was it?", says the Madam. "I don't know," says the Pollack, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!"

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10, wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > >
> > > --Bryan
> > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like. Time to find out.
>
> --Bryan
My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807 Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!

"dsi1" wrote in message
...

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > wrote:
> > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > >
> > > --Bryan
> > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> Time to find out.
>
> --Bryan
My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!

====

T-bird?

On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 12:07:39 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
> "dsi1" wrote in message
> ...
>
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
> wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > > wrote:
> > > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > > >
> > > > --Bryan
> > > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> > Time to find out.
> >
> > --Bryan
> My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
> Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!
>
> ====
>
> T-bird?

Thunderbird, a cheap, fortified wine.

<http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html>

Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> Thunderbird, a cheap, fortified wine.
>
> <http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html>
>
> Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.

I've never tried that stuff to drink but I do use it now for email and
newsgroups. That version of Thunderbird is even cheaper...it's FREE. lol

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
....
> Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.

prefab rehab.


songbird

On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 12:07:39 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
> > "dsi1" wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
> > wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > > > >
> > > > > --Bryan
> > > > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > > > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> > > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> > > Time to find out.
> > >
> > > --Bryan
> > My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
> > Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!
> >
> > ====
> >
> > T-bird?
> Thunderbird, a cheap, fortified wine.
>
> <http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html>
>
> Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
Why yes, they no longer sell T-bird in gallon jugs anymore. That was so gauche!

On Friday, December 11, 2020 at 2:11:07 PM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 7:31:49 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Thursday, December 10, 2020 at 12:07:39 PM UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
> > > "dsi1" wrote in message
> > > ...
> > >
> > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 12:01:04 PM UTC-10,
> > > wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a
> > > > > > trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big
> > > > > > whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting
> > > > > > ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --Bryan
> > > > > I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting
> > > > > experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.
> > > > I wonder what the tacos, beans, avocado and beer is going to taste like.
> > > > Time to find out.
> > > >
> > > > --Bryan
> > > My guess is that a jug of T-bird will taste as good as a bottle of 1807
> > > Chateau LaFontane DuRiche. Live it up!
> > >
> > > ====
> > >
> > > T-bird?
> > Thunderbird, a cheap, fortified wine.
> >
> > <http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html>
> >
> > Although it looks like Gallo has recently rehabilitated the brand.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> Why yes, they no longer sell T-bird in gallon jugs anymore. That was so gauche!

They sell it in half gallons (1.75L).

--Bryan

On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 10:18:44 AM UTC-6, dsi1 wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 9, 2020 at 6:04:47 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> > Man, we've all heard about the loss of sense of smell, but this is a trip. I can't smell coffee, lavender, chocolate, and I even took a big whiff of the jug of Cholula. Nothing. I may use this in interesting ways, eating things that I would ordinarily not eat.
> >
> > --Bryan
> I periodically lose my sense of smell. Indeed, it is an interesting experience. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's not.


Doctor's Visit

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times."
"Hmm," says the Doctor, as he picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.