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Toilet paper again (WAS: Weirdness with Walmart delivery)
Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Dec 2020 10:36:49 -0600, Sqwertz > > wrote: > >> On Sun, 6 Dec 2020 06:41:00 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton wrote: >> >>> On Sunday, December 6, 2020 at 8:51:56 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote: >>>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote: >>>> >>>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in >>>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even >>>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number >>>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage. >>>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a >>>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their >>>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than >>>> peeing. >>> >>> I'm frugal. I reuse the TP from peeing for makeup removal, >>> painting my toenails, and stuffing my bra. >> >> Then hang it out to dry, iron, and re-roll it. >> >> -sw > > I remember when the Sears catalog was free, mailed to every home, and > many hung one from the prior year in their bathroom... wealthier folks > used the colorful soft tissue papers used for wrapping individual > fresh ripe fruit, especially succulent pears. That soft tissue paper > made for the best padded bras, ask me how I know... ladies with bosoms > of all sizes hoarded it like diamonds. > Also good to wipe off their squirting pussy Popeye. |
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