Julie Bove wrote:
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> I bought one of those. The case was too flimsy and busted like a piñata
> partway into the garage. In the end, on 12 cans were usable. The rest burst
> when they hit the floor/ground. Never again.

You should contact TV people. You could make a fortune with
a sit-com or a reality show, just called, "Julie."
I'm serious too. All your episodes would be a big hit.

If not that, consider writing a book. You say you're a writer.
So many of your stories here are odd yet interesting to read.

You have great material and a good writing style.
Don't let your talent go to waste here.