"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> On 12/6/2020 8:51 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 5 Dec 2020 20:22:55 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> The TP situation can be easily fixed, same as the did with gas back in
>>> the 70's. If your birthday is an even number day you only poop on even
>>> days. If your birthday is an odd number you only poop on odd number
>>> days. Usage cut in half, no more shortage.
>>
>> Typical man. You forgot that women use toilet paper 20-30 times a
>> day. Makeup removal, painting their toenails, stuffing their
>> bras... and lord knows what all else they do with it other than
>> peeing.
>>
> I've never met a woman who used toilet paper to remove makeup (or when
> painting their toenails). Haven't had to stuff my bra since I was 12.

I used to use baby oil and facial tissues to remove eye makeup. Never toilet
tisue. I've seen the toe thing in movies. Don't know anyone who has done it
though.