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I WILL prepare and eat this! I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian |
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John Kuthe wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > I WILL prepare and eat this! > > I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! > > > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian > But you eat dead animals if they are a gift. |
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 09:21:45 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > >I WILL prepare and eat this! > >I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! > > >John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian You're so full of shit. |
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On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 1:58:17 PM UTC-6, Jeßus wrote:
.... > You're so full of shit. Nope! My eyes are blue, I'm a quart low on shit! ;-) John Kuthe... |
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 09:21:45 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > I WILL prepare and eat this! > > I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more self-centered. -sw |
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On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
.... > Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel > speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more > self-centered. > > -sw Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! And I've lost weight by being Vegetarian. A few lbs. John Kuthe... |
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 19:12:28 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: > ... >> Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel >> speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more >> self-centered. > > Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. -sw |
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 21:24:32 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote: >On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 19:12:28 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote: > >> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: >> ... >>> Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel >>> speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more >>> self-centered. >> >> Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! > >But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. Whereas Sqwertz is RFC's sweetheart ![]() |
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On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 12:21:51 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > I WILL prepare and eat this! It makes the rabbits in my back yard look better and better. Cindy Hamilton |
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On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 9:24:37 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
.... > > But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. > > -sw Quid Pro Quo, DICK! -jk |
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On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 7:21:51 AM UTC-10, John Kuthe wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > I WILL prepare and eat this! > > I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! > > > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian While you're waiting for the products to come online, you can always try making your own. That seems to be a thing these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XttpxBXokdg |
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On Thursday, November 5, 2020 at 6:57:41 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 9:24:37 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: > ... > > > > But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. > > > > -sw > Quid Pro Quo, DICK! > > -jk I never understood why people named Richard wanted to be called Dick. --Bryan |
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Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Thursday, November 5, 2020 at 6:57:41 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote: >> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 9:24:37 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: >> ... >>> >>> But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. >>> >>> -sw >> Quid Pro Quo, DICK! >> >> -jk > > I never understood why people named Richard wanted to be called Dick. > > --Bryan > Probably originated with some guy named Richard Head. |
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 19:12:28 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote: >On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: >... >> Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel >> speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more >> self-centered. >> >> -sw > >Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! It's not healthier. If you disagree, please cite some evidence. >And I've lost weight by being Vegetarian. A few lbs. You haven't lost any weight simply because you're a 'vegetarian'. |
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Je�us wrote:
> On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 19:12:28 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe > > wrote: > >> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: >> ... >>> Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel >>> speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more >>> self-centered. >>> >>> -sw >> >> Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! > > It's not healthier. If you disagree, please cite some evidence. > >> And I've lost weight by being Vegetarian. A few lbs. > > You haven't lost any weight simply because you're a 'vegetarian'. > If he shed his Ego, he'd weight 30 lbs. |
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John Kuthe wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > I WILL prepare and eat this! > > I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! > > > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian The Tube Steak: For this simulator, you need the following ingredients: 1 decent-size steak olive oil microwave oven needle and thread Wrap the steak around your penis. Mould it to the correct tube shape and remove it. Take the needle and thread and stitch it up so it retains its tube-like shape. This isn't necessary, but it helps to maintain the tube-like shape during masturbation. You can also wrap string around the steak instead of sewing it. The tighter you wrap it, the tighter the "vagina". Smear the inside of the steak-tube with olive oil. Place the steak-tube in the microwave for 20 seconds (for an 800-watt oven; for others, warming times may vary). Test the wamth of the oil and steak by placing your finger inside. Make sure it isn't too hot. Now place you penis inside, and go for it.. Ignore all other claims....this is the closest thing to a REAL vagina, bar none. Note: Different sensations can be obtained by using different cuts of beef. Veal is good but some people may have moral objections to using veal. I prefer rib-eye as it feels a little grittier. |
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Hank Rogers wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote: > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeta0EFKiOU > > > > I WILL prepare and eat this! > > > > I will NOT prepare and eat dead animal flesh! > > > > > > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian > > > But you eat dead animals if they are a gift. Go vegan instead! Perfecting The Cuke/Zuke Simulator [Regarding the Cucumber/Zucchini Vagina Simulator]: Rather then boil the cuke, run it under hot water after you've carved it out with a fruit baller or circular potato peeler. The internal depth can be adjusted by inserting the end of a screwdriver handle or broom-handle-shaped object. Be sure to poke at least two small holes (with a turkey tie or straight nail) right at the end of the cuke, and make sure the nail did, in fact, pierce the internal tunnel. (Don't leave the nail in!) You can check by blowing into the cuke; you don't want air pressure to be able to build up. This will ensure the proper suction and make the insertion and thrusting go very nice. Next, wrap the simulator in a small towel and place it under the sofa cushion to hold in place at the desired height. You can use a small container of warm water, placed nearby, to rejuvenate the lube and keep the interior of the cuke wet while you're having fun. The more moisture applied, the more wet, sucking sounds you will have. You can get an awful lot of pleasure from a 50-cent cucumber €“ and when you're done, you can rinse it out with hot water and place it in a Ziploc bag, with the air forced out before sealing, and keep it in the fridge for another couple of uses. |
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> On Thursday, November 5, 2020 at 6:57:41 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote: > > On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 9:24:37 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: > > ... > > > > > > But you're not a kind person. You're a dick. > > > > > > -sw > > Quid Pro Quo, DICK! > > > > -jk > I never understood why people named Richard wanted to be called Dick. > > --Bryan I have been wanking regularly for the last 142 years, except for the one-year period immediately after my marriage. |
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Bruce wrote:
> > The Tube Steak: > > For this simulator, you need the following ingredients: > > 1 decent-size steak > olive oil > microwave oven > needle and thread --------------------------- Go vegan instead! Perfecting The Cuke/Zuke Simulator --------------------------- Good grief, Greg. Both very detailed instructions. No doubt you've done both! ![]() |
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Gary wrote:
> Bruce wrote: > > > > The Tube Steak: > > > > For this simulator, you need the following ingredients: > > > > 1 decent-size steak > > olive oil > > microwave oven > > needle and thread > --------------------------- > Go vegan instead! > Perfecting The Cuke/Zuke Simulator > --------------------------- > > Good grief, Greg. > Both very detailed instructions. No doubt you've done both! ![]() Lol, Gary...no, it just some junk I found on the 'net... Remember the ruckus the 1969 Phillip Roth novel "Portnoy's Complaint" caused...the guy masturbates into a piece of liver, which his mother later cooks for dinner...ICK...!!! 8-D -- Best Greg |
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On Thu, 5 Nov 2020 15:51:10 -0600, Hank Rogers >
wrote: >Je?us wrote: >> On Wed, 4 Nov 2020 19:12:28 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >> > wrote: >> >>> On Wednesday, November 4, 2020 at 8:57:59 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote: >>> ... >>>> Not "preparing and eating meat" is just another way for you to feel >>>> speshul and segregate yourself from normal people so you can be more >>>> self-centered. >>>> >>>> -sw >>> >>> Nope! It's not only a healthier diet but also a kinder one too! >> >> It's not healthier. If you disagree, please cite some evidence. >> >>> And I've lost weight by being Vegetarian. A few lbs. >> >> You haven't lost any weight simply because you're a 'vegetarian'. >> > >If he shed his Ego, he'd weight 30 lbs. Only 30lb? |
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