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On Friday, May 11, 2018 at 2:52:15 AM UTC-10, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
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> Good luck finding two.
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> Cindy Hamilton

That's not a problem, virgins are kept in reserve just for this purpose in a
special hut in a secret location on the big island. The girl has to be
clothed in a special heat resistant suit made of banana leaves and thick
coconut fiber flip-flops for the trek up the mountain. About 20% of the
virgins will burst into flames before reaching the jumping off point. Then
we have to send up another virgin. Having "the girl in front of you burst
into flames" is an old Hawaiian saying meaning you are having a run of bad
luck.

It's some fairly nasty business but it's the only thing that has been proven
to be 100% effective. As usual, Hollywood gets it wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_VMpGMijsI&t=5791

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I see everything is covered. You say it has been proven to be 100%
effective. How many err virgins do you usually lose before it becomes 100%
effective?

<g>

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 2:54:09 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:

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> I see everything is covered. You say it has been proven to be 100%
> effective. How many err virgins do you usually lose before it becomes 100%
> effective?
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> <g>

Usually it's slightly more than a handful - more or less.

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On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 2:54:09 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:

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> I see everything is covered. You say it has been proven to be 100%
> effective. How many err virgins do you usually lose before it becomes
> 100%
> effective?
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> <g>

Usually it's slightly more than a handful - more or less.

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Uh huh ...

On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:21 PM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
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> Uh huh ...

Today I spent my day sitting in front of a hardware store selling flowers. Cute little Mother's Day bouquets that our club made. Aww... isn't that sweet...

You'd think that sitting in front of a hardware store like that all day that you'd get to see some funny and weird things going on but this was not the case. Too bad! I did, however, see one of these things. The plates on the wings probably means that you can catch a ride on the bonnet. God bless you brits!

https://www.amazon.com/photos/share/...BNTZqzWe481XQD

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On Saturday, May 12, 2018 at 11:16:21 PM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
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> Uh huh ...

Today I spent my day sitting in front of a hardware store selling flowers.
Cute little Mother's Day bouquets that our club made. Aww... isn't that
sweet...

YOU were selling flowers???

You'd think that sitting in front of a hardware store like that all day that
you'd get to see some funny and weird things going on but this was not the
case. Too bad! I did, however, see one of these things. The plates on the
wings probably means that you can catch a ride on the bonnet. God bless you
brits!

https://www.amazon.com/photos/share/...BNTZqzWe481XQD

LOL What is wrong with a good old Land Rover??? I can't say I've ever
seen one that colour though <g>

On Sunday, May 13, 2018 at 5:42:46 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
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> LOL What is wrong with a good old Land Rover??? I can't say I've ever
> seen one that colour though <g>

Those things are rarer than hen's teeth on this rock. I like the plates on the wings. I'm guessing that you use them to stand on to get a better vantage point when hunting for a Walmart on the Ewa plains. I'll have to rely on your word about the color. I haven't seen very many old Land Rovers. The color used to be quite popular on old Porsches (Guards Red) and Fender guitars (Fiesta Red.)

https://www.reidys.com/images/produc...400140-001.jpg

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On Sunday, May 13, 2018 at 5:42:46 AM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
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> LOL What is wrong with a good old Land Rover??? I can't say I've
> ever
> seen one that colour though <g>

Those things are rarer than hen's teeth on this rock. I like the plates on
the wings. I'm guessing that you use them to stand on to get a better
vantage point when hunting for a Walmart on the Ewa plains. I'll have to
rely on your word about the color. I haven't seen very many old Land Rovers.
The color used to be quite popular on old Porsches (Guards Red) and Fender
guitars (Fiesta Red.)

https://www.reidys.com/images/produc...400140-001.jpg

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Nahh most of those Landies are dark green